Discuss Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

So at the moment there is no real buzz about this movie despite being Star Wars. Tons of crazy theories including time travel. Galaxy's Edge theme park is tanking. The toys are tanking because kids aren't interested in these awful new characters. Rumors that George gets a 25% kickback for original trilogy content which would explain why Disney has gone out of its way to ruin the old characters. I'm sure it'll still make money, just not as much as the first two.

So how much do you think this is going to suck? They're going to photoshop Leia in to it, Finn's probably still going to be a coward lusting after a woman who's more interested in an evil murderer, Poe will attempt to be witty and tell a joke in a tense situation, the Emperor is in there doing something, all of Lando's scenes will probably shot with him sitting down because even he can't be bothered to put in any effort for this, Hux will get a Force wedgie, they probably have to stop another planet killing weapon, there will be some kind of anti-Trump reference, Rey will turn out to be Space-Jesus.

What am I missing?

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@Nexus71 said:

The fact that they were untill fairly recently doing re-shoots ; that there are six different endings they are playing with and the fact that they had to call in Lucas doesn't seem to be reason to be hopefull.Apart from that bringing back Palatine so that he can probably have a light saber duel with Rey for the movie's finale doesn't sound like something I would go and see since it would be a rehash of ROTJ.

If you're interested, there are some alleged "leaks" from 4chan that have been reported on. One story claimed that a private test screening went so poorly that people were trying to leave the screening before it was over, and they were begged to stay.

I wouldn't be surprised that during the next private screenings attandees will be chained to their chairs so Disney can claim that the movie was seen by a captivated audience during the test screenings laughing

How much will this movie suck? It will be the suckiest suck that ever sucked a suck. It will be a failure of epic proportions. And maybe, just maybe that will convince Disney and Lucasfilms that we don't want this SJW garbage in our movies. If we actually hurt them where it actually matters to them; their wallets. I don't plan to see this movie at all. I will see the spoiler reviews, which will undoubtedly be more entertaining; like from Hackfraudmedia and similar. There is no possible way Rise of Skywalker will be a good movie. It is impossible. Not with those who wrote, directed, produced and starred in it.

@skarnak said:

How much will this movie suck? It will be the suckiest suck that ever sucked a suck. It will be a failure of epic proportions. And maybe, just maybe that will convince Disney and Lucasfilms that we don't want this SJW garbage in our movies. If we actually hurt them where it actually matters to them; their wallets. I don't plan to see this movie at all. I will see the spoiler reviews, which will undoubtedly be more entertaining; like from Hackfraudmedia and similar. There is no possible way Rise of Skywalker will be a good movie. It is impossible. Not with those who wrote, directed, produced and starred in it.

It amusing to see someone get so worked up about a children's movie.

Amusing and a little sad.

@Gus Gorman said:

@skarnak said:

How much will this movie suck? It will be the suckiest suck that ever sucked a suck. It will be a failure of epic proportions. And maybe, just maybe that will convince Disney and Lucasfilms that we don't want this SJW garbage in our movies. If we actually hurt them where it actually matters to them; their wallets. I don't plan to see this movie at all. I will see the spoiler reviews, which will undoubtedly be more entertaining; like from Hackfraudmedia and similar. There is no possible way Rise of Skywalker will be a good movie. It is impossible. Not with those who wrote, directed, produced and starred in it.

It amusing to see someone get so worked up about a children's movie.

Amusing and a little sad.

Isn't it "woked up" and not "worked up"

@Gus Gorman said:

@skarnak said:

How much will this movie suck? It will be the suckiest suck that ever sucked a suck. It will be a failure of epic proportions. And maybe, just maybe that will convince Disney and Lucasfilms that we don't want this SJW garbage in our movies. If we actually hurt them where it actually matters to them; their wallets. I don't plan to see this movie at all. I will see the spoiler reviews, which will undoubtedly be more entertaining; like from Hackfraudmedia and similar. There is no possible way Rise of Skywalker will be a good movie. It is impossible. Not with those who wrote, directed, produced and starred in it.

It amusing to see someone get so worked up about a children's movie.

Amusing and a little sad.

Children don't like Star Wars, they like Avengers because Avengers is actually entertaining. The Mandalorian is actually made with a more adult tone and everyone seems to enjoy it regardless of age. If Star Wars was only for children you wouldn't be here commenting on it, otherwise I'd see you commenting on Paw Patrol.

Dismissing someone's opinion by classifying Star Wars as a children film just shows how you have no real argument, otherwise no adult would be able to comment on Frozen 2 or any of the Pixar films. Be better.

I actually saw a documentary about the making of the original trilogy on BBC 4 today and it focused on how much the British ingenuity ,creativvity and craftsmanship influenced their success it kinda made me feel sad when thinking about the sequel movies.

Children also don't buy rare original figurines for $50,000 -$150,000 before that documentary there was a documentary about an English toy company Palitoy who made Star Wars toys who now are among the rarest collectibles

@Nexus71 said:

I actually saw a documentary about the making of the original trilogy on BBC 4 today and it focused on how much the British ingenuity ,creativvity and craftsmanship influenced their success it kinda made me feel sad when thinking about the sequel movies.

Children also don't buy rare original figurines for $50,000 -$150,000

But pathetic adults do.

Are you saying that Lucas gets more credit than he deserves?🤭

But back to the original question even if the movie is good it still is going to suck. Too many people making decisions and then second guessing them.

I wouldn't call paying > $ 150,000 for an in mint package Jawa with vinyl coat from Kenner pathetic

No I meant that despite the limited budgets at the time (especially in the case of the original Star Wars)the people who worked on Star Wars managed to pull off some awesome things and that the budget forced them to look for creative and cheap solutions and that throwing all the money of the World at a movie (like Disney does) doesn't equal quality or originality.Because it makes you ask questions like we could do that but is it wise to do so?

Do you think it is going to be as bad as this or worse.

https://youtu.be/6hH8rxarVG8

@Nexus71 said:

Do you think it is going to be as bad as this or worse.

https://youtu.be/6hH8rxarVG

Oh stop picking on that. The Holiday special was just intended as a one shot cash in when it came out. No one expected an army of nerds to rise up and still be talking about it or Star Wars decades into the future. It is still more creative than the Disney retreads. RoS is going to be a who knows what. With all the tinkering and trying to appeal to too many different people and decisions made by too many people and too much marketing and second guessing it can't help but fail.

@Nexus71 said:

I wouldn't call paying > $ 150,000 for an in mint package Jawa with vinyl coat from Kenner pathetic

I would.

Pathetic waste of money by a man child.

It is official the early reviews of ROS are bad ...really bad....even reviewers who defended the previous movies in the past say ROS is a dumpster fire.

That is not what I just saw don't know what propaganda you are reading but there was a live stream from several you tubers reading the live reaction on twitter after the premiere and it was bad really bad but don't take my word for it also it was confirmed that Brie Larson is in the movie as Ahsoka's force ghost and Han Solo is also back.

@Nexus71 said:

That is not what I just saw don't know what propaganda you are reading but there was a live stream from several you tubers reading the live reaction on twitter after the premiere and it was bad really bad but don't take my word for it also it was confirmed that Brie Larson is in the movie as Ahksoka's force ghost and Han Solo is also back.

Man, I hope it's true about Brie Larson... The incel rage will be hilarious!

Seriously though, I hope their mother's hide the sharp objects in the house.

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