As crianças rompem a tradição do Halloween mudando a rota das casas onde pedem doces ou travessuras e vão a um bairro rico da Ilha Kingshead.

Bob fica preocupado de impedir seus filhos de aproveitarem as férias de verão e acaba decidindo demitir as crianças.

Bob é convidado para ser o chefe de cozinha em um cruzeiro atracado, mas seu grande dia vai pelo ralo quando o navio sai do porto com os Belcher a bordo.

O feriado favorito de Bob chegou e neste ano, ele está determinado a tornar o dia de Ação de Graças o mais inesquecível de todos.

O proprietário de Bob, o Sr. Fischoeder, compra um tubarão mecânico como atração para o píer, mas quando ele fica selvagem e começa a aterrorizar a cidade, fica a cargo de Bob e sua família detê-lo.

Tina acidentalmente destrói o carro e acaba colocando a família diante de um pegajoso agente de seguros.

Gene é enganado para jantar com Courtney, que se torna sua primeira namorada. Mas a família inteira quer que ele termine com ela depois de decidirem que ela é muito chata.

Bob herda uma unidade em um depósito e a família inteira imagina que o lugar estará cheio de tesouros. Mas quando chegam lá, encontram um homem chamado Chet morando lá dentro.

Linda força Louise a comparecer a um seminário sobre mães e filhas para discutir o seu relacionamento.

Hugo pede demissão para se tornar um nudista, depois que descobre a nova praia de nudismo da cidade.

Tina começa uma missão para identificar quem é o "Cagão" que está à solta na escola.

When a heart-shaped pancake simply doesn't cut it, the kids convince Bob to let them skip school in order to help him find a Valentine's Day gift that will "wow" Linda. Meanwhile, in the spirit of the romantic holiday, Linda sets up a speed-dating event at the restaurant that doesn't go exactly as planned.

Linda thinks Bob doesn't appreciate her and quits the restaurant to work at a grocery store. In her absence, Bob tries - and fails - to run the place on his own and the kids are stuck in the middle of the marital mayhem. Meanwhile, things get romantic for Tina when she meets her potential soul mate while restocking the milk fridge.

When Gene finds an expensive talking toilet out in the woods, he and his friends decide to protect it as much as they can while an evil toilet hunter is looking for the toilet.

Louise expects to get a charge out of taking down her Thomas Edison-obsessed science teacher when she re-creates one of the famous inventor's experiments that involved electrocuting an elephant.

Jimmy Jr. is threatened when Tina starts dating a ballet dancer named Josh and the two boys get into an epic dance-off for her heart

The Belcher family road-trips down to Florida to visit Linda's parents who live in a senior home that - to Linda's complete horror - is full of senior swingers! Plus, to keep themselves entertained, Tina, Gene and Louise go on a hunt for a mysterious python that allegedly ate one of the residents' dogs.

After the family car breaks down and ruins their plans for a movie night out, the Belchers find themselves competing on the TV game show "Family Fracas!" To the dismay of the program's host, they keep winning and coming back each night...that is until their lucky streak comes to a suspicious end.

After Bob cuts his finger and faints at the sight of his own blood, Linda brings him to the hospital and leaves the kids home alone. Not ones to waste a golden opportunity, Tina, Gene and Louise transform the basement of the restaurant into a makeshift casino. But they get more than they gamble for when landlord Mr. Fischoeder stops by and catches them in action.

While accompanying Tina to a "Boyz 4 Now" concert, Louise develops a crush on one of the lead singers, Boo Boo - and is in disbelief that she actually likes a boy! Meanwhile, Gene gets creative - and slightly offensive - in a table-setting competition.

Bob chaperones a school trip to the museum and experiences some father-daughter bonding with Louise, while Gene and his gang are on the lookout for exhibits with busts, and not the kind that are sculpted out of stone. Later, on the museum steps, Linda offers her distinctive chanting talents to striking workers.

After Gene loses his confidence at his baseball game, Linda decides to sign him up for baseball camp. The only problem? She needs money to pay for it! Meanwhile, Tina discovers her love for espresso and becomes a caffeine addict.