Season Regulars 5

  1. Glenn Howerton

    Glenn Howerton
    Dennis Reynolds

  2. Charlie Day

    Charlie Day
    Charlie Kelly

  3. Kaitlin Olson

    Kaitlin Olson
    Deandra Reynolds

  4. Rob McElhenney
  5. Danny DeVito

    Danny DeVito
    Frank Reynolds

Crew 5

Production

  1. Glenn Howerton

    Glenn Howerton
    Producer

  2. Rob McElhenney

    Rob McElhenney
    Producer

  3. John Fortenberry
  4. Charlie Day

    Charlie Day
    Producer

Show

Episodes 13

September 18, 2008
9.0

Charlie and Dee have been stealing Frank's delicious meats, so Frank leaves out human meat to get back at them. Driven by their cannibalistic needs, Charlie and Dee go in search of human flesh. Mac and Dennis harass Frank for hunting defenseless animals and think it would be much more badass to hunt something that could fight back ... like a human.

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Crew 4

Directed by: Fred Savage

Written by: Charlie Day, Jordan Young, Elijah Aron

Guest Stars 3 Full Cast & Crew

  1. David Hornsby

    David Hornsby
    Matthew 'Rickety Cricket' Mara

  2. Kaidy Kuna
    Chinese Butcher

  3. Jonathan Spencer

    Jonathan Spencer
    Morgue Worker

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September 18, 2008
8.8

Charlie, Mac, and Dennis formulate a plan to take advantage of the rising gas prices. By purchasing excess amounts now, they can sell it in the future and profit. As usual, things don't go as planned. Dee is also out to make money when she learns that Bruce is going to give the family fortune to a Muslim cultural center. She and Frank try to stop him and get the cash for themselves.

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Crew 4

Directed by: Matt Shakman

Written by: Charlie Day, Sonny Lee, Patrick Walsh

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9.0

Due to the gang's latest "business expenses," Paddy's is in dire need of money. Frank buys a billboard to advertise the bar, but Dee decides to create a viral video to post on YouTube for promotion. Charlie quickly joins her, leaving Frank and Mac to hold a contest for some hot models to feature on the billboard. Naturally, Dennis joins the competition to prove his worth.

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September 25, 2008
9.0

Charlie finds out that the waitress has been seeing someone. He calls on Mac, his so-called best friend, to find out more information about the guy and to beat him up. However, it turns out that Mac is the guy the waitress has supposedly been seeing. Dennis, heartbroken that he's not Charlie's best friend, tries to win him over.

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Crew 2

Directed by: Matt Shakman

Written by: David Hornsby

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October 2, 2008
8.5

Part 1 of 2. Mac and Charlie fake their deaths to avoid the wrath of Mac's father who was released from prison and is out for vengeance.

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October 2, 2008
8.3

Part 2 of 2. Dennis, Frank, and Dee find unique ways of coping with the apparent loss of their friends.

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October 9, 2008
8.8

Charlie and Frank awake to find poop in their bed. Neither will confess to being the owner, so they, Mac, and Dennis try to scientifically deduce who dropped the deuce. Dee wants to do something a bit more sophisticated, so she invites the waitress and Artemis to a girls' night out.

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Crew 4

Directed by: Fred Savage

Written by: Rob McElhenney, Scott Marder, Rob Rosell

Guest Stars 7 Full Cast & Crew

  1. David Hornsby

    David Hornsby
    Matthew 'Rickety Cricket' Mara

  2. Mary Elizabeth Ellis
  3. Artemis Pebdani
  4. Jason Duplissea

    Jason Duplissea
    Scientist

  5. Douglad Park
    2nd Man at Art Show

  6. Fran Kranz

    Fran Kranz
    College Student

  7. Laurie Searle

    Laurie Searle
    Shoe Saleswoman

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8.5

A newspaper critic is kidnapped by the gang after he calls Paddy's pub the worst bar in Philadelphia.

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Crew 4

Directed by: Matt Shakman

Written by: Scott Marder, Rob Rosell, David Hornsby

Guest Stars 3 Full Cast & Crew

  1. David Zdunich
    Ernie the Barfly

  2. Rizwan Manji
  3. Fisher Stevens

    Fisher Stevens
    Lyle Korman

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October 23, 2008
8.5

After discovering Dennis' erotic memoir, Mac and Frank attempt to make some money off of it. Meanwhile, Dee and Charlie decide to spend a day in each other's shoes.

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Crew 4

Directed by: Fred Savage

Written by: Glenn Howerton, Scott Marder, Rob Rosell

Guest Stars 9 Full Cast & Crew

  1. Roberto Raad
    First Comic on Stage

  2. Jesse Caron

    Jesse Caron
    White Guy

  3. Robert Khakh
    Movie Patron

  4. Cantrell Harris
  5. Lawrence Mandley

    Lawrence Mandley
    Black Dude

  6. Lisa LoCicero

    Lisa LoCicero
    Philadelphia Soul Executive

  7. Sinbad

    Sinbad
    Himself

  8. Rob Thomas

    Rob Thomas
    Himself

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October 30, 2008
9.3

After Dee suffers a heart attack, she and Dennis try to live a healthier lifestyle. Meanwhile, Charlie and Mac take corporate jobs to get health insurance.

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Crew 3

Directed by: Matt Shakman

Written by: Scott Marder, Rob Rosell

Guest Stars 7 Full Cast & Crew

  1. Judi Barton
  2. Michael Naughton
    HR Director

  3. Kathleen Mary Carthy
  4. Danso Gordon

    Danso Gordon
    Spin Class Instructor

  5. Roy Jackson
    Policeman

  6. Tim Sampson
    Native American

  7. Tom Vicini
    Martini

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