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Unlikely things you'll hear in Star Trek.
posted by Nexus71STAFFMOD on August 8, 2018 at 9:29 PM
Yes time for a new game think up dialogue that you are unlikely to hear in a Star Trek series or movie.
Picard: "Fire all phasers and photon torpedos Mr .Worf blast these assholes to the other side of the galaxy"
Worf: "But captain should we not like ..eh .. negotiate things first?"
Picard; "Oh shut up Worf and just fire!"
Reply by Savage918
on August 13, 2018 at 10:41 AM
Oh no, we just ran out of the Saurian Brandy!
Reply by Nexus71
on August 13, 2018 at 4:03 PM
Spock; I have the T-bone steak and a portion of chicken wings with a nice glass of Romulan Ale.
Reply by Savage918
on August 13, 2018 at 6:31 PM
McCoy: Spock, where do I sign up to start training for Kohlinar?
Reply by Savage918
on August 15, 2018 at 1:01 AM
Crew of the USS Discovery: "We weren't expecting Section 31".
Section 31: "Nobody expects Section 31!"
Reply by Nexus71
on August 16, 2018 at 4:26 AM
Kirk ;"Stratos"
Spock;"Stratos"
McCoy : "It's only a model"
Reply by Knixon
on August 16, 2018 at 5:07 AM
Very good! But it needs to be followed by Kirk or Spock or someone going "Sssshhh!!" And then, since it's a TV show not a movie, maybe even someone off-camera saying "Start again!"
Reply by Nexus71
on August 17, 2018 at 2:14 AM
Geordi(sings while playing mandolin) :
"He was not in the least bit scared
To be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out,
And his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split
And his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave,brave Sir Worf"
"His head smashed in
And his heart cut out
And his liver removed
And his bowls unplugged
And his nostrils raped
And his bottom burnt off
And his penis"
Worf: "That's, that's enough music for now men, there's dirty work afoot."
Geordi:"Brave Sir Worf ran away. "
Worf: "No"
Geordi: "Bravely ran away away."
Worf: "I didn't!"
Geordi : "When danger reared it's ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled. "
Worf: "Never!"
Geordi: "Yes, brave Sir Worf turned about And gallantly he chickened out."
Worf :"You're lying!"
Geordi: "Swiftly taking to his feet, He beat a very brave retreat. Bravest of the brave, Sir Worf!"
Reply by Savage918
on August 17, 2018 at 4:03 AM
Deanna Troi: Chocolate is the root of all evil in all of the galaxies. That's why I never eat it.
Reply by Nexus71
on August 17, 2018 at 11:55 PM
Picard : "Chief O'Brien beam up those 600 settlers from the planet,beam the female called Anij to my private quarters "
O'Brien: "Yes captain"
Picard: "Computer dress the female in my private quarters in late 20th century lingerie and a bottle of Spanish Fly and some caps of Viagra"
Computer : "Affirmative"
Picard : "Number one contact Ru'afo that he can deploy the collector to collect the metaphasic radiation,I'll be in my private quarters for the next couple of hours,you are in command"
Riker: "Yes captain"
Reply by Savage918
on August 18, 2018 at 11:31 AM
Quark (to Worf): " I think that the 21st century human singing group One Direction is MUCH better than Klingon Opera."
Reply by Nexus71
on August 18, 2018 at 4:09 PM
Picard; "Wesley do you like movies about gladiators?"
Reply by Savage918
on August 19, 2018 at 9:09 AM
"No", Wesley replied, " I do like -------"
Reply by Jetfire59
on August 20, 2018 at 6:55 PM
Being a Wesley hater, I'm not touching that one. Continuing Nex's "Airplane!" motif:
McCoy: "Surely you're not serious!"
Spock: "I am quite serious, doctor. And don't call me Shirley."
Kirk: "This is a different situation.........altogether."
Bridge crew in unison: "This is a different situation."
Reply by Savage918
on August 20, 2018 at 10:19 PM
Picard: "To hell with a cup of Earl Grey tea, hot for breakfast. I'll have a Vodka Martini, shaken, not stirred."
Reply by Jetfire59
on August 21, 2018 at 4:03 AM
Data: "SkyNet had the right idea."