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Unlikely things you'll hear in Star Trek.
posted by Nexus71STAFFMOD on August 8, 2018 at 9:29 PM
Yes time for a new game think up dialogue that you are unlikely to hear in a Star Trek series or movie.
Picard: "Fire all phasers and photon torpedos Mr .Worf blast these assholes to the other side of the galaxy"
Worf: "But captain should we not like ..eh .. negotiate things first?"
Picard; "Oh shut up Worf and just fire!"
Reply by sunshine62
on August 9, 2018 at 2:41 AM
Nurse Chapel would you be interested in making me some FRESH plomeek soup , I 'm tired of the synthetic stuff the food replicator spits out.😎
Kirk: "I wouldn't mind a cup of Early Grey for afternoon tea care to join me , Bones"?
Reply by Dark_Sithlord
on August 9, 2018 at 2:56 AM
Geordi: "I got a date tonight!"
Wesley: "I can't figure out how to get us out of this situation!"
Picard: "Let's make everyday Captain Picard Day!"
Riker: "How many double chins do you see now that I've shaved my beard?"
Troi: "When we play poker, don't you idiots realize I can always tell when you're bluffing?"
Worf: "Sisko never called me a coward!"
Data: "'I am programmed in multiple techniques', is not a good pick up line on Admiral Janeway!"
Reply by Nexus71
on August 9, 2018 at 4:42 AM
Quark: "I will give you this precious object for free"
Reply by Rudd-12
on August 9, 2018 at 12:12 PM
McCoy: "He's not dead, Jim" Kirk: "I'm not looking for answers, gentlemen". Spock: "You guys crack me up!"
Reply by Nexus71
on August 9, 2018 at 12:25 PM
Picard ; "I see five lights"
Reply by Jetfire59
on August 10, 2018 at 4:24 PM
This is based on the fact the Jonathan Frakes walks like John Wayne.
RIKER: "I'm leadin' the away team, pilgrim.."
Reply by Nexus71
on August 10, 2018 at 6:16 PM
Picard: "Dr. Crusher could you meet me in my private quarters and wear something simple"
Reply by Jetfire59
on August 11, 2018 at 11:38 AM
Data: "I need to 'fully function' Ro's brains out!"
Spock: "What is the point of discussing my ears?"
Uhura: "Captain, I gotta pea!"
Sulu: "Where's Beauregard?" Arex: "BURP He was delicious!"
Reply by northcoast
on August 11, 2018 at 12:20 PM
Kirk: "This approaching starship from an unknown species looks friendly; no need to go to red alert, or even yellow alert. Do not power the phasers, and tell the men at the torpedoes that they can relax. Uhura, hail the unknown ship and invite her captain over for a friendly conversation."
Reply by Nexus71
on August 11, 2018 at 1:44 PM
Chekov; 'It's an American invention made by an little old man from Pittsburg."
Reply by Dark_Sithlord
on August 11, 2018 at 4:06 PM
Spock: "The needs of the many? Screw it! From now on, it's the bee's knees all the way, man! For those a little slow on the uptake coughRandcough I mean me!"
Reply by Nexus71
on August 11, 2018 at 4:56 PM
Spock: "The needs of the many? Screw it! From now on, it's the bee's knees all the way, man! For those a little slow on the uptake coughRandcough I mean me!"
Or as Monty Python would say : "RUN AWAY"
Reply by Nexus71
on August 11, 2018 at 9:57 PM
Scotty; "Captain the engines are doing fine I think I can give a little more power, in fact we are nowhere near dangerous limits yet"
Reply by Jetfire59
on August 12, 2018 at 9:01 AM
McCoy: "This frightening disease is no problem, Jim! I know just how to cure it!"
Reply by Nexus71
on August 12, 2018 at 9:35 PM
Geordi :"My god commander Riker have you seen that new ensign I sure would like to get my hands on those nacelles"
Riker: "Commander LaForge I have no time for such matters because I'm far to busy doing my job properly to aide captain Jellico in his very difficult task,plus be glad I don't file a report on you for making sexists remarks"