Alien: Covenant (2017)

Written by Simon Quinlank on May 13, 2017

Limps along under the weight of its own importance.

I love my films dripping with self importance and this one is definitely one of them. I can't get enough of these films that positively bubble over with a high handed, serious and arrogant attitude that indicates that there is no film quite as important as this one.

This film knows it all. It knows everything that we- the lowly, pathetic and simple minded audience do not know and could not ever possibly know because we are not intelligent enough to grasp anything, you see?

For such an authoritative, superior and intelligent film - I find it odd that every character stumbles around like a simple minded cretin making unwise decision after unwise decision.

Ridley and his scriptwriters seem to think that they are intellectuals but somehow they just can't pull off the role of being an intellectual.