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Granted, some of the references are dated but man is it funny. And Val Kilmer, buddy what happened to ya? Damn did that dude let himself go.

Top Secret! (1984) - 8 outta 10 stars

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I agree, love this movie. It was one of the few movies from the 80's that didn't suck!

@movie_nazi said: ...And Val Kilmer, buddy what happened to ya? Damn did that dude let himself go.

Throat cancer is a bitch.

I'll say this, though, cheating on Joanne Whalley with Drew Barrymore? W...T...F, dude? You've got Wagyu filet mignon at home and you want ground chuck that you dug out of a dumpster? Jesus.

@AlienFanatic said:

@movie_nazi said: ...And Val Kilmer, buddy what happened to ya? Damn did that dude let himself go.

Throat cancer is a bitch.

I'll say this, though, cheating on Joanne Whalley with Drew Barrymore? W...T...F, dude? You've got Wagyu filet mignon at home and you want ground chuck that you dug out of a dumpster? Jesus.

I wouldn't exactly call Barrymore 'ground chuck' in the mid 90's (or now to be honest)!

@AlienFanatic said:

@movie_nazi said: ...And Val Kilmer, buddy what happened to ya? Damn did that dude let himself go.

Throat cancer is a bitch.

I'll say this, though, cheating on Joanne Whalley with Drew Barrymore? W...T...F, dude? You've got Wagyu filet mignon at home and you want ground chuck that you dug out of a dumpster? Jesus.

Yeah but he was lookin' rough before he got cancer. I never pegged him for a smoker. And as the saying goes, for every perfect 10 that exist, there is a guy who is tired of fuckin' her.

@mechajutaro said:

Does anyone know whether or not Kilmer came down with his affliction before or after Michael Douglas was similarly diagnosed?

I'm pretty sure Kilmer got sick afterwards.

@mechajutaro said:

@movie_nazi said:

@mechajutaro said:

Does anyone know whether or not Kilmer came down with his affliction before or after Michael Douglas was similarly diagnosed?

I'm pretty sure Kilmer got sick afterwards.

Sounds like [Zeta Jones's nether regions(https://www.theguardian.com/film/2013/jun/02/michael-douglas-oral-sex-cancer) had at least one other diner, son of Spartacus aside

LOL so you think she got Kilmer too? Anything's possible I guess.

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