Granted, some of the references are dated but man is it funny. And Val Kilmer, buddy what happened to ya? Damn did that dude let himself go.
Top Secret! (1984) - 8 outta 10 stars
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Reply by bratface
on May 18, 2020 at 11:32 PM
I agree, love this movie. It was one of the few movies from the 80's that didn't suck!
Reply by AlienFanatic
on May 19, 2020 at 7:59 AM
Throat cancer is a bitch.
I'll say this, though, cheating on Joanne Whalley with Drew Barrymore? W...T...F, dude? You've got Wagyu filet mignon at home and you want ground chuck that you dug out of a dumpster? Jesus.
Reply by bratface
on May 19, 2020 at 4:51 PM
I wouldn't exactly call Barrymore 'ground chuck' in the mid 90's (or now to be honest)!
Reply by movie_nazi
on May 19, 2020 at 11:09 PM
Yeah but he was lookin' rough before he got cancer. I never pegged him for a smoker. And as the saying goes, for every perfect 10 that exist, there is a guy who is tired of fuckin' her.
Reply by movie_nazi
on May 20, 2020 at 10:40 PM
I'm pretty sure Kilmer got sick afterwards.
Reply by movie_nazi
on May 21, 2020 at 3:38 PM
LOL so you think she got Kilmer too? Anything's possible I guess.