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posted by HermioneSTAFFMOD on February 18, 2017 at 2:21 PM
Lloyd: You lost your job? Haha, you are such a pathetic loser!
Harry: Wow, would you look at the butt on that?! Lloyd: Yeah, he must work out.
Lloyd: Aha, Samsonite. I was way off!
Kick his ass, Seabass!
Lloyd: Seabass offered to pick up our tab. Waitress: Seabass said that?
Lloyd: That's a lovely accent. New Jersey?
Reply by ComputerBlue
on February 18, 2017 at 2:51 PM
We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets heads are falling off!
So you're telling me there's a chance?
That's as good as money, sir. Those are I.O.U's.
Reply by Hermione
on February 18, 2017 at 2:57 PM
L: Harry! Your hands are freezing!
H: You sold my dead parakeet to a blind kid?! He didn't even have a head! L: Harry, I took care of it!
L: If I know Mary, she'll invite us in for tea and strumpets.
L: No way, that's great! WE LANDED ON THE MOON!!
H: I mean who goes to the bar at 10 in the morning? L: I just figured she was a raging alcoholic.
L: You know what I like about you, Harry? You're a regular guy.
Reply by SaltyGirl
on February 22, 2017 at 12:39 AM
All great lines! "Kick his ass, Seabass" is my go to line though, I use it all the time when my dogs are play fighting with each other.
Reply by SpaceRanger06
on February 22, 2017 at 12:42 AM
Damn it you're making me want to watch it right now. I think I might have a Dumb & Dumber marathon today (including Dumb & Dumberer as I've never seen that).
Reply by SaltyGirl
on February 22, 2017 at 12:59 AM
You can never go wrong with a Dumb and Dumber marathon... I say go for it!
Haven't seen Dumb and Dumberer either, if you watch it let me know your opinion.
Reply by SpaceRanger06
on February 22, 2017 at 1:02 AM
I'm gonna start in a half hour. I own both main movies on Bluray, got Dumb & Dumberer on my Plex. I know it's not gonna be anywhere near the greatness of the original movie, but the odd clips I've seen over the years seem to have done a good job on the casting. I'll let you know what I think to it later :)
Reply by SpaceRanger06
on February 22, 2017 at 1:33 AM
Check in Guy: Sir, you can't go in there...
Lloyd: it's ok, I'm a limo driver!
Cut to Lloyd falling off the platform.
My Dumb & Dumber marathon has started.
Reply by Howard Burns
on February 22, 2017 at 1:51 AM
"No, and I don't CAAAARE!" ...Carrey's delivery of that line was epic.
Reply by SpaceRanger06
on February 22, 2017 at 10:42 AM
@SaltyGirl Finished my marathon. Hated Dumb & Dumberer. Complete waste of time. Original still the best by far. Dumb & Dumber To tries hard but doesn't come close to original. Saying that it's a masterpiece compared to When Harry Met Lloyd.
Reply by SaltyGirl
on February 22, 2017 at 10:54 AM
Well, SpaceRanger06 thanks for watching it and saving me from making the same mistake!
Yes, the first one was perfection (my #1 favorite comedy) and while 2/To doesn't hold up to the greatness, it was still fun to see them together again.
Reply by SpaceRanger06
on February 22, 2017 at 10:58 AM
@SaltyGirl I was watching it and thinking 'what's the point of this movie'. I have that bad movie depression feeling now where you feel you need to watch something epic to try and rinse yourself of the horrors of a poor movie.
Reply by HorrorMetal
on March 19, 2017 at 11:51 PM
"Lloyd, you can't triple stamp a double stamp!"
Reply by Heisenberg12
on March 20, 2017 at 4:04 AM
"Why don't you eat up and we'll tell ya?"
"Flush you bastard".
Reply by Deuteronomy of Gath
on March 20, 2017 at 4:33 AM
Lloyd: Mary..... I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy!
Reply by tmdb43737777
on June 23, 2017 at 9:03 PM
After they gave him the eat posion
You heard him blame me.
Why would she have you meet her a bar at ten in the morning?
I just thought she was a raging alcholic.
Not a line. But everything is so perfect when Bobby is returned and Lloyd has a dream of him shooting her husband and squeezing his hand