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Lloyd: You lost your job? Haha, you are such a pathetic loser!

Harry: Wow, would you look at the butt on that?! Lloyd: Yeah, he must work out.

Lloyd: Aha, Samsonite. I was way off!

Kick his ass, Seabass!

Lloyd: Seabass offered to pick up our tab. Waitress: Seabass said that?

Lloyd: That's a lovely accent. New Jersey?

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I love when Harry brings the dogs to the dog show and calls their owner "Mrs. Noogieburger." He just can't get her name right. Or when they are dueling with their canes at the owl benefit and Lloyd screams "Timeout!" I use that one all the time at home. Last night we were remembering the scene where they get away with not paying for their meal, and Harry asks Lloyd how he came up with the scheme. Lloyd says he saw it in a movie once. Harry asks him if the guys in the movie got away and Lloyd says "No, in the movie the thugs catch up with them about 1/4 mile down the freeway!" One of my other faves is when they are in the hotel and Harry busts in with a gun. He empties the gun and Lloyd says "Harry, you're alive! And you're a lousy shot!"

  • Nice set of hooters you got there.
  • One time, we successfully mated a bulldog with a shih tzu. Yeah, we called it a bullshiht.
  • How's your burger?

H: Are you sure you went to the right bar?

L: Yep… Pretty sure. Lobby bar. Right in the lobby.

@howardburns said:

"No, and I don't CAAAARE!" ...Carrey's delivery of that line was epic.

Yes, that was the line I was going to say.

Also one I like is "One half teaspoon for fast, effective relief."

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