This was really disappointing. That I almost laughed one time is the nicest thing I can say about The Dead Don't Die. I don't adore Jim Jarmusch as much as some, but I did expect more than this. Now you could argue that's on me, but I don't think it's too out of line to hope that a horror be scary, a comedy be funny, or a respected director's shot at horror comedy to be at least a little bit of at least one of the above.

Final rating:★½: - Boring/disappointing. Avoid where possible.