Cast 30

1. 

   Jim Varney

   Ernest P. Worrell

2. 

   Cylk Cozart

   Barry

3. 

   Aaron Joseph

   Quincy

4. A.J. Bond

   Little Ernest

5. 

   Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

   Archangel

6. 

   Miguel A. Núñez Jr.

   T.J.

7. Lester Barrie

   Willie

8. 

   Colin Lawrence

   Tommy T.

9. 

   Richard Leacock

   Walter

10. 

    Jay Brazeau

    Mr. Moloch

11. 

    Douglas Newell

    Head Guard

12. Henry O. Watson

    Mr. Ellis

13. 

    Brenda Crichlow

    Jackie

14. 

    Lossen Chambers

    Dr. Love

15. 

    Charles Payne

    Opponent 1

16. 

    Stevie Vallance

    Erma

17. 

    Stuart Davidson

    Kid

18. 

    Chris Turner

    Bobby

19. 

    Myles Ferguson

    Johnny

20. 

    Nathaniel DeVeaux

    Ref

21. 

    David Jacox

    Bicyclist

22. Babe Dolan

    Old Lady

23. Jim Dunn

    Spaghetti Man

24. Vanessa Paris

    Spaghetti Woman

25. 

    Bill Lawrence

    Krader Stuntman

26. 

    George Josef

    Chef

27. 

    Brent Woolsey

    Crystal Man

28. 

    Gerry Nairn

    Announcer

29. 

    Charles Andre

    Medic

30. 

    Brian Arnold

    ESPN Correspondent

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