"Tingalingalingalingaling"

"Get out! From now on I close the iron door on you."

"You're in America now. You know, the Old South does not yodel."

"STAY where you are, Judas Iscariot!"

"Anathema! Child of Satan!"

"It's typical of my career that in the great crises of life I should stand flanked by two incompetent alcoholics."