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The Baby Juice Express (2004)

04/19/2004 (GB) CrimeComedy 1h 25m
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One false move and the sperm gets it!

Overview

A middle class London lad’s gangster fantasies go awry when his dodgy uncle puts them into debt to a real life crime boss. Still pulling strings from behind bars, the kingpin’s only desire is to conceive an heir by smuggling his sperm to his wife on the outside. There’s only one way the boys know how to raise the money fast … hijack the ‘baby juice express’. But kidnapping ‘baby juice’ turns out to be fraught with even more peril than the bumbling wannabes could possibly have imagined in this cheeky spin on the gangster genre. Starring Nick Moran (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels), with Julian Clary (one of Britain’s funniest) and Joe Bugner (former boxing champion and one of Australia’s toughest!).

  1. Michael Hurst

    Director, Writer

  2. Nick Moran

    Writer

Top Billed Cast

  1. Nick Moran

    Nick Moran

    Des

  2. Nick Brimble

    Nick Brimble

    Krakowski

  3. Lisa Faulkner

    Lisa Faulkner

    Lauren

  4. Phil Davis

    Phil Davis

    Frank O'Reilly

  5. Samantha Womack

    Samantha Womack

    Trixie (as Samantha Janus)

  6. Joe Bugner

    Palooka

  7. Julian Clary

    Julian Clary

    Jason

  8. Angela Douglas

    Angela Douglas

    Celestia

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Status Released

Original Language English

Budget $2.00

Revenue -

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