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1. 

   Ricky Tomlinson

   Mike Bassett

2. 

   Amanda Redman

   Karine Bassett

3. 

   Philip Jackson

   Lonnie Urquart

4. 

   Bradley Walsh

   Dave Dodds

5. 

   Martin Bashir

   Interviewer

6. 

   Phill Jupitus

   Tommo Thompson

7. 

   Dean Lennox Kelly

   Kevin Tonkinson

8. 

   Robbie Gee

   Smallsy

9. 

   Geoff Bell

   Gary Wackett

10. 

    Pelé

    Himself

11. 

    Ulrich Thomsen

    Dr. Hans Shoegaarten

12. 

    Geoffrey Hutchings

    Geoffrey Lightfoot

13. 

    Angela Curran

    Margaret

14. Danny Tennant

    Jason Bassett

15. 

    Sean Gilder

    Journalist

16. Mark Burdis

    Journalist

17. 

    Nigel Lindsay

    Journalist

18. Sue Barker

    Herself

19. 

    Gabby Logan

    Herself

20. 

    Keith Allen

    Himself

21. Natasha Kaplinsky

    Herself

22. Dickie Bird

    Himself

23. 

    Robert Putt

    Jack Marshall

24. 

    John Alford

    Deano

25. Dean Holness

    Danny

26. Scott Mean

    Parksey

27. Terry Kiely

    Harpsey

28. Peter McGillycuddy

    Gorgeous

29. Toby Redwood

    Berksey

30. Thomas Kenyon

    Macca

31. Andy Ansah

    Super

32. Robert Campion

    Smudger

33. Alex Lawler

    Sexy

34. Dion Osborne

    Ossie

35. Danny Husbands

    Normal

36. Declan Perkins

    Perky

37. Phil Gridelet

    Grids

38. 

    Jenny Frost

    Herself

39. 

    Liz McClarnon

    Herself

40. 

    Malcolm Terris

    Phil Cope

41. 

    Ian Lindsay

    Manchester Rep

42. Lloyd McGuire

    Midlands Rep

43. Chris McQuarry

    Alan Massey

44. 

    Stephen Walters

    Supporter

45. Barry Venison

    Himself

46. 

    Ronaldo

    Himself

47. Kim Durham

    Benson

48. Robert Hudson

    Hedges

49. Des Hamilton

    Scottish Player

50. 

    Paul Rattray

    Scottish Player

51. Neil Peplow

    Scottish Goalie

52. Glen Mulhern

    Irish Player

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