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No Sex Please: We're British (1973)

PG 07/25/1973 (GB) Comedy 1h 25m
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A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the banks' head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.

  1. Cliff Owen


  2. Brian Cooke


  3. Johnnie Mortimer


  4. Anthony Marriott


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  1. Ronnie Corbett

    Ronnie Corbett

    Brian Runnicles

  2. Beryl Reid

    Beryl Reid

    Bertha Hunter

  3. Arthur Lowe

    Arthur Lowe

    Mr Bromley

  4. Ian Ogilvy

    Ian Ogilvy

    David Hunter

  5. Susan Penhaligon

    Susan Penhaligon

    Penny Hunter

  6. David Swift

    Inspector Paul

  7. Michael Bates

    Michael Bates

    Mr. Needham

  8. Cheryl Hall

    Cheryl Hall


  9. Deryck Guyler

    Deryck Guyler

    Park Keeper

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No Sex Please: We're British
No Sex Please: We're British

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Original Language English

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