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Porn store owner Pete orders some new stuff from his supplier Niko but Niko mixes up the address with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, newly-weds David (the bank's assistant manager) and Penny Hunter is shocked when first photos, then films and then finally two girls are sent to them in the Bank's flat. They, and their friend, head cashier Brian Runnicles (who slowly starts to have a nervous breakdown), have to deal with getting rid of the porn without letting their boss, Mr. Bromley - the bank's manager (who's very anti-porn), the local police in the form of Inspector Paul, and David's mother, Bertha Hunter, in on what is happening...

  1. Cliff Owen

    Director

  2. Anthony Marriott

    Screenplay

  3. Johnnie Mortimer

    Screenplay

  4. Brian Cooke

    Screenplay

Top Billed Cast

  1. Ronnie Corbett

    Ronnie Corbett

    Brian Runnicles

  2. Beryl Reid

    Beryl Reid

    Bertha Hunter

  3. Arthur Lowe

    Arthur Lowe

    Mr Bromley

  4. Ian Ogilvy

    Ian Ogilvy

    David Hunter

  5. Susan Penhaligon

    Susan Penhaligon

    Penny Hunter

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No Sex Please: We're British
No Sex Please: We're British

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Status Released

Release Information

  • July 25, 1973
    PG
    Theatrical

    Meaning

    All ages admitted, but certain scenes may be unsuitable for young children. May contain mild language and sex/drugs references. May contain moderate violence if justified by context (e.g. fantasy).

Original Language English

Runtime 1h 25m

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