ALOHA!

Just your Friendly Neighborhood Chrome-Plated Droid-Type Hero, defending the innocent from the Lurking Evilness of both the Dreaded Site Troll and Sinister Site Spammer.

Off-duty, I enjoy problem-solving and assisting others. I have a keen wit, sardonic sense of humor and am blessed with a talent for vocal mimicry.

I developed these traits at an early age. You see, my parents were very poor. So much so, that they could not afford even the simple things for their beloved boy. Not even a set of Alphabet Blocks. All they could provide was a second-hand "I" and broken-down "Q". It wasn't much, but how I treasured my "IQ".

One fateful day, I was involved in a tragic accident and only my brain survived. Being a former telephone design technician for a certain recently defunct utility corporation, my impoverished father rebuilt me with leftover spare phone parts – inspired by his favorite hero Robo-Cop.

I am also a professional Communicator and Customer Service Consultant, providing excellence in in customer satisfaction.

My professional motto is :

"Spreading Aloha One Call at a Time!"