Wind past the trailers at the start of the tape for 'Beverley Hills Sponge', 'Things Exploding' and 'Things Exploding II - Everything Explodes' to experience the sadness that is mime, the dangers of badger-watching, and the awfulness of British films.

A few moments with Sir William Rees-Mogg.

Smile, you're on Candid Cardinal. Plus more Monsieur Aubergine, low-budget BBC Studios Tours, and life as Her Majesty's Master of Jokes and Japes.

A gritty behind-the-scenes look at Dial-A-Pizza, coverage of the London Bird Goldfields corruption trial at the Old Bailey, Tom & Jerry press conferences, and 'Santa Claus :Polar Czar'.

The dangers of falling dolphins, Quasimodo, Biblical infallibility, alien holiday snaps and insects in industry.