Episodes 25
Communication
E.T. Phones Home and Gets a $1,000,000 Phone Bill will not be seen at this time so that we may present...
An alien ship is approaching Earth and causes the show's transmission satellites to malfunction. The Aliens have come in search of Green Slime.
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Batman's Hairdryer Fries Robin will not be seen at this time so that we may present...
The studio's cameras keep breaking because of Ted's ugliness.
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Mr. Clean Falls Into a Tar Pit will not be seen at this time so that we may present...
Ross makes the cast wear sailor suits to prepare for a visit from the Senate's Committee to Clean Television. In the end, the inspector only wants to be sure the camera lenses are clean.
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The Days of Our Lives will not be seen at this time so that we may present...
The budget for the show has been cut so it must be filmed in black and white. All the kids go into a decolorization machine. When the producers realize that color shows are more profitable the kids can't switch back. In their attempts to overcome the glitch, they turn the show into a silent movie at the end.
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Mothers of the World Paddle Rambo will not be seen at this time so that we may present...
To improve the ratings, and to punish the cast for bad acting, Ross sees to it that at least one cast member is slimed between each sketch.
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Michael Jackson Gets Old and Wrinkled will not be seen at this time so that we may present...
Ross drags Vanessa back onto the show 3 years after she left because she still has an episode under her contract (because the Adoption episode was banned). Meanwhile, Chris is nervous about being fired because of his upcoming birthday and fear that he has reached ""the age"".
Read MoreLost
Superman Loses His Tights will not be seen at this time so that we may present...
Nick enlists the help of the Genie of the Lost Sock to find Chris' jacket and a camera the Nick borrowed from Ross. In the search, he finds everything that every cast member of the show since it first went on the air had lost.
Read MoreFirst Times
The Wright Brothers Lost Their Luggage will not be seen at this time so that we may present...
Ross tries to improve the show's ratings by having this episode be the first to be shot in several different locations.
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Parents and Teachers Celebrate the Cancellation of You Can't Do That On Television will not be seen at this time so that we may present...
Ross decides to show how all of the countries around the world celebrate special events.
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Rambo Thinks will not be seen at this time so that we may present...
Some of the cast members try to do certain things, all unsuccessfully. Nick tries to remember his name, Sariya tries to keep her new hairstyle from getting slimed, Christian tries to nice to Jennifer, and Jennifer tries to wear a dress.
Read MoreSports
Roseanne Barr Goes Synchronized Swimming will not be seen at this time so that we may present...
Ross goes sports crazy. He makes Chris use the eternal flame to light the gas grill, causing him to blow up, he uses special effects to give Carlos athletes foot, and he uses a ""Test Your Strength"" machine to scam the cast out of money.
Read MoreGenerosity
Batman Gives Away His Batmobile will not be seen at this time so that we may present...
In order to get him slimed, Chris lets Patrick do the introduction. The make-up lady makes Stephanie look like a senior citizen. When the boom mike breaks, Ross makes Christian hang from the ceiling to operate the mike.
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Rambo Takes Ballet Lessons will not be seen at this time so that we may present...
Ross, in an effort to embarrass the cast, has their parents come to the studio.
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