Season 4 (1983)
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Episodes 13
Rules & Regulations
Mister Rogers' Neighborhood will not be seen because the neighborhood has been declared unsafe.
Ross forces the cast to follow new rules that the Union has made for child actors. Lisa is forced to eat a mud pie and loses her voice.
Read MoreManners or Bad Habits
Laverne and Shirley Go to Finishing School will not be seen at this time so that we may present...
The show's producers have written a book of manners, which Christine tries to explain.
Read MoreFuture World
Life on Earth will not be seen at this time so that we may present...
Christine learns to tell fortunes using a crystal ball. The cast also looks at the world of computers, and how they can help with the routines of daily life.
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The adult dressing room catches fire, and the kids have to put it out. Then the kids have to sacrifice their clothes so that the adults can resume shooting Richard III. The sketches are about how different kids and adults are treated.
Read MoreClassical Music
Pavarotti Sings the Blues will not be seen at this time so that we may present...
Christine takes up conducting as a hobby. In the sketches, the cast examines different musical instruments.
Read MoreFame
Fame will not be seen at this time, but is desperately sought after by each member of our cast.
Kevin decides to quit the show and become a big celebrity. He changes his name to Kevin Ilyanovich Rasputin Kubusheskie. Unfortunately, he isn't successful and he becomes desperate, resorting to playing the kid in the street interviews segment of the show, and even disguising himself as a letter in the closing credits.
Read MorePriorities
You Can't Do That on Television will not be seen today in order that we may get your priorities straight.
Ross is too busy watching a baseball game on TV to direct the show, so the cast is on their own to make the show.
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