Hank is the only one home when houseguest Connie has her first encounter with menstruation--and neither knows what to do. Meanwhile, someone has to explain PMS to Bobby.

Luanne moves out and into the house across the alley, where her roommates don't carry any of the load.

Peggy thinks Hank's tears are indicative of a father-son void, but they're really about his truck, which looks headed for pickup-truck heaven.

Bobby avoids a beating by high schoolers by pretending to be one of them.

Peggy leads a troupe of "wenches" to protest their unfair treatment at the Renaissance Faire, where Hank is trying to land a big-money propane account.

Oblivious to its cultlike ways, Luanne joins a sorority and gets Peggy in too; Hank and the boys rescue emus from death, but don't know what to do with them.

Bobby meets a new girl, but Hank objects to her parents' liberal parenting style.

A pest-control expert's chemistry with Dale worries Nancy; Hank is the designated driver as Luanne turns 21.

Bobby decide di fare da consulente studentesco, con la recondita speranza di trovare una ragazza con cui uscire. Ne combinerà di tutti i colori.

Hank's fight to correct an error on his driver's license is a red flag to newly patriotic Dale, who reports Hank as a threat to national security.