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1. Kay Anderson

   Self

2. Jim Bassi

   Self

3. Sean Vreeland

   Self - Student Petitioner

4. Michael Nigro

   Self

5. Kenneth F. Brown

   Self (as Ken Brown)

6. Joe Vogel

   Self

7. Alex Caldiero

   Self - Animated UVSC Professor

8. Bob Rasmussen

   Self - Asst. VP Student Life

9. William Sederburg

   Self - UVSC President

10. Pierre LaMarche

    Self - UVSC Philosophy Professor (as Pierre Lamarche)

11. Phil Gordon

    Self - VSC Communication Chair

12. 

    Michael Moore

    Self

13. Dennis Potter

    Self - UVSC Philsophy Professor

14. 

    Sean Hannity

    Self

15. Jesse J. Steele

    Sean Hannity's victim (as Jessie Steele)

16. Janae Anderson

    Self

17. Vegor Pedersen

    Self - Editor of College Times

18. Phil Clegg

    Self - Student Life Advisor

19. 

    George W. Bush

    Self (archive footage)

20. 

    Sean Combs

    Self (archive footage) (as Sean 'P. Diddy' Combs)

21. Teresa Heinz

    Self (archive footage)

22. 

    John Kerry

    Self (archive footage)

23. Jason Nichols

    Self - Angry UVSC Professor

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