Cast 34

1. 

   Dennis Waterman

   Bob Jones

2. 

   Ken Hutchison

   Jimmy Dickenson

3. 

   Tim Healy

   'Dirty' Charlie Hoggy

4. Rod Culbertson

   Rob Gill

5. 

   David Bradley

   Ticer Thomas

6. 

   Struan Rodger

   Jack Greenwell

7. 

   Christian Rodska

   Creshie Crawford

8. 

   Jeremy Bulloch

   Ben Tillet Whittingham

9. 

   Richard Griffiths

   Sidney Barron

10. Lloyd McGuire

    Tom Gill

11. Terry Gibbons

    Tucker Gill

12. 

    John Bowler

    Rob Guthrie

13. Dyfed Thomas

    Jock Jones

14. 

    Andrew Keir

    Sir Thomas Lipton

15. Marjorie Bland

    Edie Jones

16. 

    Nigel Hawthorne

    John Westwood

17. 

    Hugh Walters

    Reader

18. 

    Hugh Fraser

    Gordon Knightly

19. 

    Derek Francis

    His Grace

20. 

    Mark Wingett

    Deane

21. Preston Lockwood

    FA Member

22. Edward Palmer

    FA Member

23. Merelina Kendall

    Nurse

24. 

    Brian Hogg

    Winger - Stockton FC

25. Tony Neilson

    Winger's Brother

26. Walter Gee

    Referee

27. Paul Satvendar

    John

28. Domenico Seren Gay

    Mayor of Turin

29. Raymond Brody

    Head Waiter

30. Paolo Bertolini

    Fillipo Ottoni

31. Giuseppe Pera

    Pensione Proprietor

32. Bruno D'Alessio

    Waiter

33. Wilma D'Eusebio

    Madame

34. Mariella Michalizi

    Prostitute

Crew 2