Michael
Liittynyt helmikuu 2013
elokuvan pisteytys
TV-sarjan pisteytys
Learned to love the wonderful world of movies by my father and my uncle who both worked as projectionists. As a pre-teener I enjoyed some movies in the families own home cinema having a real cinema 35 mm projector in the basement. Later on it was the wonderful world of VHS and over years a weekly visit to the sneak preview that turned me more and more into a cineast ending in watching nearly all genres to explore new cinematic worlds.
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A rookie drag queen, reeling from a break-up, escapes to the country, where he finds his grandmother in steep decline yet desperate to avoid the local nursing home.
A psychology student attempts to cure her sister's crippling psychosis only to expose them both to its origin: an ancient creature intent on claiming their souls.
Join faith-fueled friends, Muggles and Joy, as they visit the beautiful Finding Jesus Bay, a place where Christian stories are told night and day. Guided by the sea's best storyteller, Professor Shark, they hear all about the endless kindness and boundless love of their Creator.
Tässä Beethovenin jatko-osassa Beethovenista tulee ylpeä isä, kun Beethoven ja tämän unelmien narttu Missy lyövät hynttyyt yhteen. Valitettavasti vain Missyn omistaja Regina aikoo itsekkäästi käyttää pentuja aseena eroa kaavaillessaan. Newtonin perheen lapset eivät jää tumput suorina seisomaan pentujen ollessa uhattuina vaan päättävät pelastaa ne! Mutta onnistuvatko neuvokkaat tenavat? Entä miten käy pentujen äidille, Missylle? Beethoven on valmis laittamaan kaiken pelin yhdistääkseen perheensä jälleen saman katon alle....
A legendary and friendly creature named Nessie lives happily in a small pond with her friend MacQuack, a rubber duck. When a rich developer takes the pond and land surrounding it to build a miniature golf course, Nessie is forced to search for a new home.
The kingdom is in a festive mood as everyone gathers for the royal wedding of Rapunzel and Flynn. However, when Pascal and Maximus, as flower chameleon and ring bearer, respectively, lose the gold bands, a frenzied search and recovery mission gets underway. As the desperate duo tries to find the rings before anyone discovers that they’re missing, they leave behind a trail of comical chaos that includes flying lanterns, a flock of doves, a wine barrel barricade and a very sticky finale. Will Maximus and Pascal save the day and make it to the church in time? And will they ever get Flynn’s nose right?
Ulysses is a hundred-year-old man, he lives alone and is on the verge of death. The last night of his life, he will experience something that will force him to rethink his past, his present and his sight about his reality. Tortured by remorse of guilt, confused by his senile dementia, he must make a last effort to reach his death in freedom or to become a soul in sorrow in eternal return.
Anaïs is twelve and bears the weight of the world on her shoulders. She watches her older sister, Elena, whom she both loves and hates. Elena is fifteen and devilishly beautiful. Neither more futile, nor more stupid than her younger sister, she cannot understand that she is merely an object of desire. And, as such, she can only be taken. Or had. Indeed, this is the subject: a girl's loss of virginity. And, that summer, it opens a door to tragedy.
A continuation of the documentary spoof of what Thor and his roommate Darryl were up to during the events of "Captain America: Civil War". While Cap and Iron Man duke it out, Thor tries to pay Darryl his rent in Asgardian coins.
Discover what Thor was up to during the events of Captain America: Civil War.
Bakerin 12 -henkinen perhe muuttaa pikkukaupungista suurempaan, kun isä Tom Baker saa unelmatyön jalkapallojoukkueen valmentajana. Kun perheen äiti lähtee markkinoimaan keittokirjaansa, isä saa koko huushollin vastuulleen ja siitä ei hyvää seuraa.
Venturing into the woods causes nothing but trouble and hilarity for three misguided males in this straight to video spin-off of 2004's "Without A Paddle".
Popular animated hero Asterix and his faithful sidekick Obelix travel to ancient Egypt to help Cleopatra build a new summer home. Cleopatra and Julius Caesar have made a bet, with Caesar wagering the project cannot be completed in a few weeks time. With the help of a magic potion, Asterix comes to the rescue of the Queen of the Nile as Caesar and an angry architect plot against them.
Rikollinen on tuhonnut kissojen ja koirin kymmenvuotisen rauhan. Nyt huipputeknisen agenttiryhmän on käytettävä eläinvaistojaan palauttaakseen rauhan lajien välille.
Cologne in the 1970s. To all appearances, things could hardly go better for Iwan Herstatt and his bank. Above all, a group of young currency traders ensures brilliant balance sheets. The fact that they are called gold boys is no coincidence.
Juuri kun Val McKee ja Earl Basset päättävät jättää Perfectionin, Nevadan, alkaa kummallinen jyrinä, joka estää heidän lähtönsä. Hyvinkoulutetun seismologiopiskelijan avulla he huomaavat eristäytyneen kotikaupunkinsa olevan jättiläismäisten, ihmisiä syövien, maan alla elävien olioiden vierailun kohde.
Mickey, Minnie, Horace Horsecollar, and Clarabelle Cow go on a musical wagon ride until Peg-Leg Pete tries to run them off the road.
The movie's plot is based on the true story of a group of young computer hackers from Hannover, Germany. In the late 1980s the orphaned Karl Koch invests his heritage in a flat and a home computer. At first he dials up to bulletin boards to discuss conspiracy theories inspired by his favorite novel, R.A. Wilson's "Illuminatus", but soon he and his friend David start breaking into government and military computers. Pepe, one of Karl's rather criminal acquaintances senses that there is money in computer cracking - he travels to east Berlin and tries to contact the KGB.
Bambi is nibbling the grass, unaware of the upcoming encounter with Godzilla. Who will win when they finally meet? Preserved by the Academy Film Archive in 2009.
Avioliitot, vauvat ja Bill Clinton eivät ole turvassa, kun entinen SNL:n käsikirjoittaja käyttää poikamaista charmiaan ja terävää älyään.
John Shepherd spent 30 years trying to contact extraterrestrials by broadcasting music millions of miles into space. After giving up the search, he makes a different connection here on earth.
A ferocious, bullying music teacher teaches a dedicated student.
An urban office worker finds that paper airplanes are instrumental in meeting a girl in ways he never expected.
Liity urhean ja itsenäisen Bellen seuraan kaikkien aikojen seikkailuun, kun hän lähtee pelastamaan isänsä, ja löytää itsensä arvoituksellisen hirviön lumotusta linnasta. Nauti tästä ajattomasta tarinasta, jossa on unohtumattomat hahmot, ja jota ylistetään erääksi Disneyn parhaaksi animaatioelokuvaksi.
Andrew Neyman on kunnianhimoinen nuori jazz-rumpali, joka on vakaasti päättänyt nousta Yhdysvaltain itärannikolla sijaitsevan eliittikonservatorionsa huipulle. Isänsä epäonnistuneen kirjailijanuran varjostama Andrew janoaa tunnustusta taidoistaan. Terence Fletcher – soitonopettaja, joka on yhtä tunnettu pätevyydestään lahjakkuuksien koulijana kuin kammottavista opetusmenetelmistään – johtaa koulun parasta jazz-yhtyettä. Fletcher huomaa Andrewn kyvyt, siirtää nuoren muusikonalun omaan bändiinsä ja tulee samalla mullistaneeksi tämän elämän ikiajoiksi. Andrewn intohimoinen täydellisyyden tavoittelu muuttuu nopeasti pakkomielteeksi hänen armottoman opettajansa patistaessa häntä kykyjensä – ja lopulta hulluuden – rajamaille.
Merenrantakaupungin asukkaat joutuvat muuttouhan alle, kun rikkaat maanomistajat haluavat rakentaa talojen tilalle golf-kentän. Mikey Walsh on pikkupoika, joka ei haluaisi muuttaa perheineen pois tutuilta kulmilta. Isoveli Brand tajuaa realiteetit ja tyytyy tuomioon, kuten myös pikkukaupungin muut asukkaat. Eräänä päivänä Mikey koluaa kavereidensa Chunkin, Mouthin ja Datan kanssa isoisänsä vanhoja tavaroita talonsa ullakolta ja löytää legendaarisen aarrekartan. Aarteen avulla Mikey voisi pelastaa kotipaikkansa! Kaverit päättävät lähteä aarteen metsästykseen ja lopulta porukkaan saadaan mukaan myös isoveli Brand, Andy ja Stef. Näin on kasassa The Goonies! Maan alla seikkaillessa vastaan tulee kaiken maailman vastoinkäymisiä, ansoja jne. Aarteen perässä on lisäksi Fratellin rikollisperhe Mama Fratellin ja idiottipoikien Jaken ja Francisin voimin.
Suurriistan metsästäjä Frank Walsh on toimittamassa eksoottisia eläimiä Amazonin viidakosta amerikkalaiseen eläintarhaan. Kokoelman kruununa on mittaamattoman arvokas ja hengenvaarallinen valkoinen jaguaari. Samassa rahtilaivassa matkaa myös kotimaahansa takaisin luovutettava poliittinen salamurhaaja. Muutaman päivän merimatkan jälkeen alkaa laivalla tapahtumaan ja pian ovat vapaana niin vaarallinen murhamies kuin teräväkyntinen kissapetokin.
Lazlo Pearlman is a conceptual artist, an activist capable of dinamiting our prejudices about sex and identity. What it seems to be a reflexion about lies in our sexual lives suddenly turns out to be a sharp discourse about gender theory and the continuous evolution of our identitiy. Fake Orgasm, first part of an ambitious multidisciplinary project about sexuality and identity, hits our minds and forces a change of perspective to reconsider some concepts we've been educated with and grown up with.
Follows a woman as she becomes fully awake.
A Russian wrestler enchanted by the United States plays the ultimate villain as the stars and stripes-clad character "American Hope” in Moscow's underground wrestling ring. It’s a Kremlin-run world far from the pageantry of USA pay-per-view popularity where the star-spangled red, white, and blue means the evil enemy and wrestlers slam into decrepit mats located in dingy basements. But Tim Maltser still dreams of becoming an American wrestling star like the larger-than-life WWF heroes of his childhood – and now he finally has his chance to gain notoriety by performing in a critical match for the coveted Moscow Championship Belt.
This Oscar-winning animated short film tells the story of one man's love life as seen through the eyes of his best friend and dog, Winston, and revealed bite by bite through the meals they share.
Time is frozen, warped and reconfigured over the course of a Sunday drive.
Reporter Goro Maki stumbles upon scientists conducting weather experiments on Sollgel Island in the South Seas. He discovers the island is inhabited by giant mantis and a woman named Saeko who's been cast away since the death of her father. The pair soon find a helpless infant monster that Godzilla must adopt and learn to raise as one of his own.
Searching for his brother, Ryota stows away on a boat belonging to a criminal alongside two other teenagers. The group shipwrecks on Letchi island and discover the Infant Island natives have been enslaved by a terrorist organization controlling a crustacean monster. Finding a sleeping Godzilla, they decide to awaken him to defeat the terrorists and liberate the natives.
Peter on ilkikurinen 12 -vuotias poika, joka on aina kapinoimassa. Karu lontoolainen orpokoti, jossa hän on asunut koko elämänsä, ei kuitenkaan ole paras paikka kepposille. Eräänä ihmeellisenä yönä Peter kiidätetään pois orpokodista, kauas fantasiamaailmaan nimeltä Mikä-Mikä-Maa, joka on täynnä merirosvoja, sotureita ja keijuja. Siellä hän päätyy uskomattomiin seikkailuihin ja taistelee henkensä edestä saadakseen jäädä taianomaiseen maailmaan. Yhdessä soturi Tiikerililjan ja uuden ystävänsä Koukun kanssa Peterin täytyy kukistaa armoton merirosvo Mustaparta pelastaakseen Mikä-Mikä-Maan ja selvittääkseen oma todellinen kohtalonsa - hänestä on tuleva sankari nimeltä Peter Pan.
Yasuaki Kurata plays a masked ring brawler who is out for revenge against an evil, megalomaniac entrepreneur played by Japan's most reliable bad guy of the '70's, Masashi Ishibashi.
A young warrior and her familiar search for the sacred place said to fulfill wishes. It's best not to anger the ancient guardians and spirits.
‘THE REDWOOD MASSACRE’ is about five adventurous friends, visiting the legendary murder site of Redwood. It has all the hallmarks of being an exciting and thrilling camping weekend away. They soon discover they’re not the only people in the mysterious location. The fun camping expedition soon turns into a nightmare as they are sadistically stalked by a mysterious unseen killer.
An elite British soldier and medic admits the accepted killing of a seriously injured comrade on the basis of triage. He documents his testimony on video in the operational area immediately after the event and wants to make this unknown aspect of the war clear to other candidates.
A feature length documentary shot over 9 months taking a look at the explosion of movies that became available on VHS in the UK.
17 people who's lies to the media caused the death of an important man are visited by the disembodied hitman, who's ready to work overtime.
Five friends go camping on kayaks to the lakes where once old Latvian pagans lived, and decide to film all this trip for their social media, unaware of the ancient evil that's awaiting them there.
In a not too distant future, in the Republic of Chile, the young detective Joyce Nova fulfills her functions in a thin line between law, morality and her particular vision of justice: after having suffered a horrendous crime firsthand and seeing the criminal be protected by the political power in office, her idealization of a just world has become dark and punctual. The closest thing to justice and criminal punishment, for Joyce, will be revenge.
Nontas, a failed actor, is working part-time in an escape room. Tony, the slimy owner of a countryside restaurant, lives far from his shadowed past. A past that has heavily affected Nonta's life. The time for revenge has come!
Mordechai walks around the prison yard, carefully examining pieces of paper. Contrasting the harsh environment and prisoner Chahmi, Mordechai's perceptive behavior changes Chahmi and may ultimately teach him what freedom truly means.
It is a collaboration composed of 4 audiovisual pieces that are articulated as postcards or impressions of the confinement.
Vito has been undergoing therapy for mental disorders for some time but he continually hears a voice and has visual hallucinations. Realizing the uselessness of drugs, Vito acquires a new self-awareness: he understands what appears crazy to others is nothing more than an integral part of his life or at least of his past.
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