Sam, Patti and Dixie go to a day spa.

Sam's worst nightmare comes true when she gets audited and the auditor wants to be her best friend.

The gang are trapped in Sam's apartment when an earthquake hits San Francisco.

Patti goes to the prom with a date from hell. Meanwhile, Sam fantasizes that Jack is her husband.

Sam has a tonsilectomy that leaves her unable to speak -- to the chagrin of Patti, who needs to talk to her.

Sam teaches Patti how to drive, but wishes she hadn't when Patti doesn't call home after getting her license.

Sam decides to follow her dream of being a pianist.