Bill and Jo juggle a typical day that starts with a parent-teacher conference and ends with a trip to the ER. After defending their parenting style, or lack thereof, to teachers, doctors and social workers, they find comfort in the fact that their kids are healthy and happy and that they’re all in this together.

At Chuy’s insistence, Bill and Jo finally enroll Lulu in preschool only to discover she is a biter. While they navigate incident reports and overprotective parents, Sandy explores their family history with an ancestry DNA kit.

Bill and Jo reluctantly ask Sandy to babysit after Chuy and Brie convince them to join their weekly date night. And while Bill and Jo discover they’re a bit rusty at romance, Sandy discovers she’s a bit rusty at parenting.

In an attempt to get Emily interested in something other than her tablet, Bill and Jo enroll her in her uncle Chuy's soccer clinic. Sandy's infamous gift-giving habit gets out of hand.

Jo steps in as a role model for her teenage niece Marta, much to her strict father Chuy's dismay; while under the influence of post-colonoscopy drugs, Sandy inadvertently professes her love for her first husband, Dave.

Bill and Jo confirm the universal truth that when you have kids, your weekend is worse than your week.

On their 10-year anniversary, Bill and Jo decide to renew their vows, but their overzealous extended family and an approaching snowstorm threaten to ruin the event.