Meet the characters of The Pretend Pub, a faulty car cleaner, a spoiling Librarian.

Landlord Bobzza and barmaid Shizza discuss her wages, French Police, the "Octor."

The Pretend Pub regulars receive upsetting news about the future of the pub, a Salesman tutorial, Sailors debate lingo.

Shizza And Bezza Reminisce On The Old Days Of Live Entertainment, An Unsual Event At A Boy's School.

Lord Stezza Drops A Bombshell On The Regulars Of The Pretend Pub, What's Great About Being Welsh.