In the season four premiere, Ashley and Jay, Chantel and Pedro, Colt and Larissa, Elizabeth and Andrei, Nicole and Azan, and Russ and Paola all welcomed cameras back in their lives to document their happy or unhappiness. What's going on with them? If you follow news, you know some have split, some have welcomed children and some remain in limbo.
In the meantime, carry on. . .
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Reply by Poetist
on April 30, 2019 at 1:48 AM
This episode was a marathon. I like the last half better because of the couples. I just wished it wasn't taped so long ago.
Ashley and Jay: Boring
Chantel and Pedro: I'm warming up my popcorn.
Colt and Larissa: Quite entertaining to see Birthing Hips Colte and Gumby Pant Wearing Larissa.
Elizabeth and Andrei: Will she stop it already with the OONNNNDWay, I mean really?
Nicole and Azan: Of course, there is no store!
Russ and Paola: Why are they back on my TV screen?
Reply by Poetist
on April 30, 2019 at 1:57 AM
Last half couples were:
David and Annie: Still poor and living in the storage unit.
Tarik and Hazel: Please consider the pre-nup. Still, I don't know how that'll work when you have to support someone for ten years after a breakup.
Danielle and Mohammed: I guess Danielle found a steady stream of income, TLC. No more working in a group home for her.
Pedo Jonathan and Fernanda: I guess Fern is taking the Paola storyline, swap out Oklahoma with North Carolina.
Reply by Poetist
on April 30, 2019 at 2:50 AM
Nicole slamming the door of the trailer....I can't. It was so MAGA, so Florida, so hillbilly, so supersize me, so, soooo, so errr'thang.
Reply by jonnieblack
on April 30, 2019 at 7:38 PM
I just cannot quit this shiite, no matter how fake/obnoxious/ridiculous so much of it is.
Colt and Larissa should not be married, Debbie is right. She has to take some blame for this sorry state of affairs though. She has raised an emotionally stunted man child who only needs a woman for 24/7 sex demands. Larissa is a narcissistic fame whore, but she isn't wrong about Colt and Debbie's messed up dynamic. Fireworks from this one.
Even though I think a lot of the Pedro/Chantel drama is fake, damn is it good TV. Mama Chantel is one of the best characters on the series. Did she threaten someone with a taser in previews?
Did you catch the Pillow Talk edition? That Annie is a hoot! Squid blowing out my nose! Boom boom on the classroom chalkboard. She and David are both pretty funny people. I guess that is what they see in each other.
Tariq's brother was all of us, shouting at the TV screen, "You can do better."
Reply by jonnieblack
on April 30, 2019 at 7:45 PM
Tariq definitely needs a prenup. I think he is pretty well off. Hazel is an obvious user.
Pedo Jon did not count on Fern's volatility or independent streak. Lots of guys who marry very young women think they can mold them into their version of the perfect wife. I think Jon made some comment to that effect during their season. I guess Fern had other ideas than living in Lumberton NC and socializing with Jon's 30 something friends for shits and giggles.
Reply by Poetist
on May 1, 2019 at 12:46 AM
I think if Colte married a woman more suited for him, i.e. the waitress he met twice on the show, he would know how to be a better husband. With Larissa, he is playing out a fantasy, if he had the waitress girl, he would geek it out and they can both marvel at each other's glasses.
Annie didn't marry David for love, but I do think they like each other.
Yep. I love how he called out that chick pronouncing her husband's name, Ondway. Plus, I like how some talked about themselves on the show. I know Tariq and Darcey brought up their mess.
Reply by Poetist
on May 1, 2019 at 12:49 AM
Hazel is a user? Do tell?
So true.
Reply by Poetist
on May 1, 2019 at 12:56 AM
Reply by Poetist
on May 1, 2019 at 1:01 AM
It seems as if Dean and Stacy are going to be on the TLC spinoff, since both of them have foreign significant others. I think we knew it about Stacy, but who knew Dean would get him a foreigner, especially how much he hounded Tarik. Of course, Dean's gf is from the Philipines.
Reply by jonnieblack
on May 1, 2019 at 1:37 AM
Two more fame whores. Can't wait.
Reply by Poetist
on May 1, 2019 at 2:28 AM
Jonnie, Hazel is a user? Do tell?
Reply by jonnieblack
on May 1, 2019 at 2:57 AM
Maybe that is unfair. She probably isn't any more of a user than most of the women. She just didn't seem to be genuinely into Tariq and using him to get to US. I just remember how perfectly timed her first "I love you" was.
Reply by Poetist
on May 6, 2019 at 2:17 AM
I was laughing my butt off with this one line.
Colt: I saw her being hauled away, and she was yelling out, Colte, Colte.
Where are Nicole's priorities? She has a daughter, but she wants to spend money -- she doesn't have -- on a trip? Why not learn a trade, so you can make more money to ship off?
Family Chantal has passports. They can be anywhere. MMmm-hmmm.
Awndway and wife go to gender reveal. Nothing of importance.
Russ and Paola doing something close to nothing on my TV screen.
It looks as if next week will be better. Now, I need to go watch the last hour sometime this week. which seems to be the best hour.
Reply by jonnieblack
on May 8, 2019 at 2:30 AM
Four hours of this stuff. I just finished it all tonight. Game of Thrones comes first.
I am over family of Chantel. Shockey? What a load of fake bull---- drama. Fame whores in the extreme.
The Coltee/Debbie dynamic was never weirder than this episode. Two conspirators trying to gaslight Larissa. I loved Dean and Tarik's comments about Coltee. He does talk and move like a robot.
Ash/Jay and Pao/Russ, zzzzzzzz.
I love how excited Andway is that they are having a girl. So often the big macho dudes are all about sons.
I wonder how much longer TLC will drag out the Nicole and Azan story. I think it's their 5th season.
Still loving the Pillow Talk episodes. Annie and Dean had me laughing the entire time. I'm even enjoying the twins and you know that I am not Darcy's biggest fan.
Reply by Poetist
on May 8, 2019 at 2:55 AM
Yeah, that might have been a bit too obvious.
Larissa comes with her own set of problems, so it's quite easy for the Colte and Debbie to gaslight her. I thought you were going to comment on that dinner that Colte and Deb had.
So boring and what happened to Pao's looks?
Yeah, I thought the same thing.
They just need to buy her a plane ticket instead of us watching dull Nicole trying to land another job to scrape up coins for a trip.
Did David fart in bed?
The twins look like siamese mermaids to me with all of that hair.