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Robin Lefler's laws
posted by Nexus71STAFFMOD on August 3, 2018 at 6:08 PM
I want to start a new game here we the posters can make up new Laws for Robin Lefler to use.
Law #104 ;When Wesley is talking about nacelles he not talking about your boobs he is actually talking about nacelles.
Reply by Nexus71
on August 4, 2018 at 7:48 PM
Law#105; If Wesley says his first friend was a Warp coil you better believe it.
Reply by Knixon
on August 9, 2018 at 12:23 AM
So far those sound like just Wesley's Laws.
Reply by Dark_Sithlord
on August 9, 2018 at 3:11 AM
Law #27: "If LaForge makes any advances, just tell him his eyes are showing. Freaks him out every time."
Reply by Nexus71
on August 9, 2018 at 4:23 AM
Law# 28: Keep away from strange games you might end up in Rikers' bed.
Reply by Nexus71
on August 18, 2018 at 3:47 AM
Law # 29 To get ahead in Starfleet get romantically involved with Enterprise's chief medical officer's son,who happens to be a good friends with the captain of the Enterprise.
Reply by revengine
on August 26, 2018 at 5:42 AM
Law #30 In an emergency a hand phaser on mid setting will kick start a failed power coupling.
Reply by Nexus71
on August 26, 2018 at 4:17 PM
Law #31 a hand phaser can also be used to heat up a pot of coffee
Reply by Knixon
on August 26, 2018 at 10:10 PM
That should be one of Rand's Laws.
Reply by Jetfire59
on August 27, 2018 at 12:06 AM
Law #333. Never play Three Card Monty with an Edosion
Reply by Nexus71
on August 30, 2018 at 12:25 PM
That should be one of Rand's Laws.
Law#34 If you can steal good ideas from others make a law of it.
Reply by Nexus71
on September 4, 2018 at 5:39 PM
bump
Reply by Nexus71
on September 7, 2018 at 7:01 PM
Law #35 When your career is in the drain you could always use # Me Too to get back in the limelight
Reply by Knixon
on September 7, 2018 at 7:24 PM
Especially if there's not an Andorian's chance in Hades of getting elected to Congress?
Reply by Jetfire59
on September 7, 2018 at 11:09 PM
Law# 777: Never invite a Gorn to a Godzilla movie.
Reply by Nexus71
on September 8, 2018 at 5:37 PM
Law#36 Gracefully decline when Worf asks you to join him to go to a Klingon opera