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My suggestion; Crusher gets too frisky with Salia and is butchered by a 3ft hamster. hamster

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I'd have been okay with him getting killed off in any fashion, but I guess him somehow being "Crushed" to death would have been cosmic justice.

laughing Good one Moon ,thanks for posting. beers

Jim Shimoda violently bums Wesley whilst intoxicated during The Naked Now whilst causes Crusher to die.

The upside of this is that Shimoda wasn't mucking about with the isolation chips and so the Enterprise can just warp away when everyone's got clearer heads later in the episode.

Jim, of course, isn't found guilty of a crime of his own volition and eventually gets the job Miles O'Brien would get on DS9 and his wife; having kept Keiko as the child she became in TNG's Rascals. Picard gives a rousing speech about what consent is to an adult mind to sustain their marriage and wins the Alpha Quadrant Peace Prize for enlightening everyone.

Jim is eventually killed by a mirror universe Kira Nerys who is dating their version of Riker.

Molly adopts Porthos after she and Jonathan Archer quantum leap into each other in a fixed point event caused by Crewman Daniels finding out about the qualities of 'Red Matter'. The beagle is put into a dog fighting circuit and is a champion in its class. It sires many pups which eventually attack and psychologically damage a young Jim Shimoda causing a bootstrap paradox.

The Traveller is releaved as he saw what his future with Wesley was going to be an wasn't looking forward to it at all.

FIN.

Looks you really have a gripe with Crusher Remington you thought about your plan very methodically laughing

There is a special place in hell for Wesley @Nexus71, a very special place indeed.

Wil is also a dick and so I can't blame he writers neither.

And what about Alexander and Keiko Remington? grinning

Well @Nexus71, surely Alexander and Wesley would be better matched whilst Alexander was in his mating fever?

@Remington Steele ; Brokeback Star Trek ? laughing

Adam Martoni at Starfleet Academy still had a score to settle with Wesley after him getting sprayed with chilli sauce from the antimatter regulator.He programmed Wesley's sonic shower for the second time to cover him with hot lava.

Yeah I think Alexander and Wesley taking each other out (and not on a date) would have been a nice touch. Even a transporter accident would have worked for me. Or to add some humour, have Q do the deed - secretly, of course. We wouldn't have wanted to deal with the ongoing drama of a grudge the entire Enterprise crew would have held against Q. Maybe Q could have changed them into something else, pets for some of the other crew members or something.

I can imagine a scenario where Q shrinks Wesley to two inch size and Wesley being eaten by Spot and Data saying "Bad Spot!". laughing

@Nexus71 said:

I can imagine a scenario where Q shrinks Wesley to two inch size and Wesley being eaten by Spot and Data saying "Bad Spot!". laughing

Wesley running away from Spot and screaming in a super high squeaky voice "Computer! Emergency transport! Computerrrrrr!" But, of course, being so small, Wesley's voice isn't loud enough for the computer to recognize and Wesley's command is ignored.

@Nexus71 said:

My suggestion; Crusher gets too frisky with Salia and is butchered by a 3ft hamster. hamster

I always thought the younger Anya we briefly saw near the beginning of the episode (played by Mädchen Amick) was more attractive than Salia. Anya could have taken on her form before offing Wesley, just to show him another reason why he was wrong in going after Salia.

Wesley reprograms Worf's alarm clock to recite the poem, "Ode to a Merry Man" at 0600 hours. With anger boiling his blood, and the old Klingon proverb controlling his thoughts, "Revenge is a dish best served cold", Worf hunts down Wesley Crusher. With his bare hands, Worf rips through Wesley's flesh and grabs hold of his spine. Worf tears out Wesley's entire spinal cord with the brain and skull still attached. Worf then says, "It is a good day to die!"

Wesley and Alexander went on a short trip together of which Wesley never returned .After returning Alexander had always been reluctant to reveal what happened to Crusher and had been silent on the topic for many years until Alexander became one of the first popstars of the Klingon Empire when he scored a monster hit in the Klingon pop chart with a song called "Jaj Bong NgeQ NachlIj JI'ovlaHbe" which roughly translates as "The day your face accidentally ran into my bat'leth".

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