Swipe right if you're not white, am I right?

A lot of people don't know this but Blaine was actually up for the part of Rabbit in 8 Mile due to his mad flow skills. Unfortunately Eminem decided he wanted to play the role and Blaine went on to make dumb videos on the internet where he squats like a crab and tries to convince people that that will give them a boner.

There is one thing a group of white men can always be counted on being experts of and that's the female anatomy.

This episode is brought to you by the fact that there are no words that start with the letter "J"... except for "Jesus".

Remember, you can't always believe what you see or hear in the media. Especially when it comes to summoning our Dark Lord Satan. We've got the hottest summoning tips here on On The Spot that you know you can trust. We also have elephant semen too for some reason.

"This time it ain't about just being fast. It's about being really, really...really fast."

I blacked out 2 minutes in. What happened?

Look for our brand new product line of Blaine Gibson Sex Dolls and Aaron Marquis Dildos, coming this fall in the Rooster Teeth Store.

And on the third day he rose from mosquito encased in amber and said "Life findeths a way. Amen!"

Michael and Andy are here to teach special guests and Crunch Time stars Nick Rutherford and Kirk C. Johnson how to shove tampons into our sisters. But really, none of it matters anyway because #whocares?

The finale of an online improv game show is a lot like when an American is vacationing in Ireland and decides to rent a BMW and then forgets what side of the road he's supposed to drive on. Mistakes are made.