1. If you're running from bad guys and you're in a small town, hide in a house with a shotgun. Do not leave the area.
2. Underground hackers who works with news all day, still doesn't recognize Alex Parrish the hero.
3. Underground hackers will trust you if you use British curse words and look innocent.
4. You can easily knock someone unconscious through a sturdy hazmat visor.
5. When you're an actor with OCD and there's no coaster on set, use the magazine under the fruit bowl.
6. A team of super secret agents can be seen regularly at the local pub without risk being connected to each other.
7. When your cover is blown by the press, best not to tell your boss but start dating the journalist instead.
8. Ryan can recognize every bay area in the country.
9. Clay Haas doesn't answer the phone when his team is calling with what could be vital information, because he's a big baby.
10. Angry women with a firm voice scares the crap out of police officers.

And a bonus: You can join the super secret team put together by the President if your friends vouch for you and say pretty please.

Don't worry Quantico, I still like you.