When the media sensationalizes his son’s disappearance, Early finds the coverage to be sensational.

Early learns the importance of family, and profiting off them.

The Cuylers slip the surly bonds of earth and touch the face of God’s Bro.

Early learns to deal with rage by punching it in the face.

The Sheriff goes deep undercover to apprehend his most wanted man.

Oldest living confederate widow doesn’t say anything of real relevance.

Rusty discovers that steroids have no negative repercussions.

Early protects menial American jobs from the Mexicans willing to do them.

Books are a window to an amazing new world, and that's why they're wrong.

After the Cuyler home ends up in an intergalactic "car wreck", Early finds a new friend in the alien, Lerm.