Mallory is thrilled to follow in ""Dear Abby's"" footsteps when she's tapped to write the personal advice column in the Columbus Shopper's Guide. She manages to involve the entire family, even Alex, in reading and answering the growing stack of mail, while searching for the perfect letter to launch her career in psycho-journalism. Mallory finally settles on a note from a lovesick teen who signs her correspondence ""First Love"".

When Mallory's first column is published, Steven and Elyse are dismayed to discover that she's printed the family's phone number and address in her article. Explaining that she has to be warm and accessible to her readers, she becomes personally involved in ""First Love's"" relationship, while answering hundreds of letters and phone calls. Despite her exhaustion, she remains exhilarated by the idea that she's helping so many people, and plans an open house for many of those to whom she has given advice.

When her ""fans"" begin arriving, Mallory learns that for every g

Mallory Keaton ist glücklich. Sie hat einen neuen Job bei einem kleinen Anzeigenblatt ergattert. Stolz übernimmt sie die Ratgeberecke. Unter der Überschrift „Liebe Mallory“ beantwortet sie Leserfragen. Mit großem Erfolg. Leider begeht sie in ihrer Euphorie einen folgenschweren Fehler: Sie veröffentlicht ihre Privatadresse. Prompt wird das Haus der Keatons von Ratsuchenden belagert.