Episodes 52

1

Award for Drink Ordering

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January 4, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #26 is Burnie talking about presenting an award at the Inside Gaming Awards and Gus describing a typical night at a bar with Chris.

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Robot Future Toys

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January 11, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #27 contains a spirited discussion about the proper pronunciation of the name of the protagonist from the Portal series. You will also be treated to a discussion between Burnie and his wife where she tries to describe how the Covenant from Halo look.

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3

Dishwashers and Bad Fliers

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January 17, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #28 covers Burnie's quest to purchase a dishwasher for the office and the last will and testament of a travelling salesman.

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4

Joel Meets a Panther

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January 25, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #29 is Joel's experience meeting a panther while at work. Handy panther tips abound!

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5

Left 4 Trek

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February 1, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #30 is an explanation of Japanese story telling (according to Burnie), every great Star Trek story ever told and strategies for good teamwork while playing Left 4 Dead.

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6

Disease Movie Theatre

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February 8, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #31 describes the ultimate disease apocalypse movie and then describes the exact theater you do not want to watch this movie at.

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7

Weird Dreams & Shitty Jobs

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February 15, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #32 is a Gus extravaganza!! Watch as Gus stresses out about producing the podcast, Brandon gets kicked out of the podcast for getting too political, and Burnie tells the story of an old job Gus used to have where he ran wild with power.

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8

Joel Goes Skydiving

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February 22, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #33 explains what happened to Joel when he decided to go skydiving once.

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9

The Five Signs of Death

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February 29, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #34 helps you figure out how to determine if someone is truly dead or not. Matt tells a story helping you identify the five signs of death.

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10

An Internet Conversation

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March 7, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #35 is a re-enactment of a typical conversation with a chat bot trying to talk to a real person.

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11

Joel vs Technology

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March 14, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #36 is a play by play breakdown of how Joel handles a technology crisis in the office.

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12

Health Kick to the Balls

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March 21, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #37 gives advice on how to change people's perspectives about you, lets you know what a morning radio show with Marshall and Miles would sound like and also clues you in to how to execute the perfect crime...

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13

Impressions & Fishing

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March 28, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #38 shows Joel's amazing impression of Gus and the peculiarities of Gus' accent on the podcast versus his regular speaking voice. Also be amazed at the podcast's first attempt to make a commercial for the Fleshlight. Finally you will be treated to Geoff's analysis of the sport of fishing and why it is a good way to pass the time until you die.

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14

Google Mind Tricks

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April 4, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #39 explores what the world would be like if we all lived by Google law, explains Monty's work and sleep state, and finally talks about how you could kill yourself with your own brain.

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15

RTX-travaganza

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April 11, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #40 gives a rundown of what RTX 2011 was like and what you can possibly expect in 2012.

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16

Mass Defect

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April 18, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #41 is a spirited (and spoiler free) discussion about Mass Effect 3 and the level of respect that Shepard deserves.

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17

The Dolphin Experiment

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April 25, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #42 shows Gus' retelling of a crazy experiment from the 1960s involving a dolphin, a flooded house, a poor research assistant, sexual favors and LSD.

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18

Resident A.I.

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May 2, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #43 explains why Ashley is awesome in Resident Evil 4 and it also gives some tips on how to play the game more effectively.

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19

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #44 is a recount of how Brandon and Chris should never consider a job in the furniture moving industry.

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20

Dance Floor Fight

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May 16, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #45 lets you know how to throw down Jersey Style in case your girlfriend is ever confronted by another man at a bar. Watch and learn!

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21

Signs & Shotguns

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May 23, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #46 shows the combined detective prowess of Geoff and Gus as they attempt to solve the case of the mysterious sleeping Burnie. As an added bonus you also get to re-live the story of Burnie and the missing shotgun shells at no additional cost!

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22

Chris Stories

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May 30, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #47 is an effective simulation showing you what it would be like to work next to Chris at the Rooster Teeth Studio. Be amazed at Chris' vast knowledge of nuts and his ability to figure out a conspiracy.

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23

Drunk Burnie

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June 6, 2012

A tale of two Burnies. One sober, one drunk. Two men enter the ring, only one leaves.

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24

Ice Cream Comic Con

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June 13, 2012

A collection of stories from New York Comic Con all revolving around ice cream. Watch as people mistake Barbara for Kara and we get some helpful sales advice from a former ice cream salesman.

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25

Attack of the Burnies

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June 20, 2012

The grim reality of a world over run by Burnie's alternate personalities. Be afraid.

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26

That's Sway-cist

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June 27, 2012

A story about Sway's experience visiting the old RT apartment office.

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27

Burnie and the Cup

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July 4, 2012

A tale of a care free spring break at the beach gone horribly wrong, with life altering mental trauma!

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A reminder of how stupid kids can be as well as the dangers of following instructions given to you on the internet.

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29

Hotdog Planes & "Pranks"

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July 18, 2012

Jack explains the most efficient way to control an RC plane with an iPhone and a hot dog as well as Burnie revealing a nefarious plan to break Gus' mind.

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Guest Stars 5 Full Cast & Crew

  1. Joel Heyman

    Self (voice)

  2. Jack Pattillo

    Self (voice)

  3. Gavin Free

    Self (voice)

  4. Burnie Burns

    Self (voice)

  5. Gustavo Sorola

    Self (voice)

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30

Co-Pilot Calamity

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July 25, 2012

Geoff and Gus shows you how they would handle a disaster in the air if they were pilots.

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31

My Blue Eyes!

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August 1, 2012

A dramatic recreation of a true nerd's worst nightmare....damage to rare collectible cards!

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32

Lost Phone Karma

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August 8, 2012

What happens to Burnie when he loses his cell phone in a cab as well as the instant karma Gavin gets for giving Burnie grief about his phone.

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33

Gus' Bathroom Encounter

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August 15, 2012

Gus telling the story of being accosted by someone in a public bathroom.

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34

Gavin's Drunken Shenanigans

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August 22, 2012

Burnie tells the story of what it is like trying to take care of a rowdy drunken Brit while on a business trip.

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35

Bad Luck Burnie

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August 29, 2012

Burnie's failed attempt at chivalry on an airplane. Watch as he makes a fool of himself trying to help what he believes are star crossed lovers.

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36

OmniGus

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September 5, 2012

Gus discusses having to get embarrassing medicines from a pharmacist, programs a robot for fun and takes a leg from a one legged man.

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37

Gavin's Dong Gong

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September 12, 2012

Burnie finally crosses the line and upsets Gavin by kicking him in the butt at a urinal. Lets just say the result is Gavin makes some very familiar contact with the urinal wall. Gross.

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38

Drunk in the City

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September 19, 2012

The story of Geoff and Gus being assholes laughing at someone who is too drunk to take care of themselves while Burnie and Kathleen try to help the idiot.

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39

Michael Gets Locked Out

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September 26, 2012

Lindsay accidentally locks Michael out of his apartment. Watch Michael use all of his powers to try and get back into his own apartment. Bonus appearance in this episode by Kara the cheerleader!

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40

Burnie Tales

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October 3, 2012

A collection of embarrassing stories told by Burnie.

Find out how Burnie thought TV worked when he was a kid, his thoughts on porn disposal, and how he got trolled by a potentially murderous nurse at a hospital!

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41

Gavin's Has Brain Problems

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October 10, 2012

Stories of Gavin destroying his own brain.

In part one of our adventure, Gavin forgets how to read and write, while in part two he goes blind for three days.

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42

When Kites Attack

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October 17, 2012

A near fatal accident where Burnie's son almost inadvertently kills a man with a kite. I swear officer, it was an accident.

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43

Bets & Flirts

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October 24, 2012

Gavin's love of making dumb bets, and Gavin's secret man crush at the Rooster Teeth office. Gossip time!!

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44

Burnie's Sleeper Power

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October 31, 2012

Matt's explaining the full power of Burnie's ability to fall asleep anywhere in an instant.

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45

More NYCC Stories

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November 7, 2012

A continuation of stories from New York Comic Con. Find out what things Drunk Gus does that Sober Gus would never do! Also, watch as Michael yells at a Frenchman's son!

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46

Raw Meat Lumps

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November 14, 2012

Burnie and Geoff handle being fed raw meat in Europe, plus tips on how to deal with Saints Row multiplayer games!

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47

Doctor Free Pants Gavin

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November 21, 2012

How great would Gavin be if he were a doctor (not very), and it also shows the ugly consequences of a Peggle celebration that goes a little too extreme.

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48

Gus Doesn't Wanna Go To Vegas

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November 28, 2012

A classic tale of conflict between Burnie and Gus. Burnie wants to go to Vegas, but Gus does not. Who will win? Nobody, because in the end it was a stupid disagreement.

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49

Grapes, Calls & Storage

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December 5, 2012

Find out what people's overall opinion is about grapes (positive), Burnie takes a phone call in a weird fashion, and finally Burnie talks about Tupperware.

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50

Ray's Photo Bomb

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December 12, 2012

Ray is faced with an awkward photo op. Can he truly blend into any situation.

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51

Burnie's Drunk Touchdown

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December 19, 2012

Burnie's recalling of the time he scored a touchdown at a college football game...despite the fact he wasn't on the team or sober.

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52

Miles' Strip Club Predicament

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Season Finale
December 26, 2012

Miles' first experience ever in a strip club.

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