I don't know if I'd go that far, but it was...I'm glad I didn't watch it live.
Rollins vs Miz was great. No complaints, another outstanding match by Rollins. Miz, like in 2016, shows how good he can be when he really ups his game.
Nia vs Bliss was okay, but then followed by a god awful, thinly disguised promo.
Orton vs Jeff was, okay.
The Elias segment was very entertaining.
Bryan vs Cass was, again, okay, and that's all down to Bryan. Cass is just not ready. He's been a tag guy for years, has really only had a handful of singles matches, and now he's being put in a feud with Bryan?
Charolette vs Carmella was A-W-F-U-L. So, so awful. Carmella is the female Jinder Mahal. She has that super kick...and besides that, all she can do are rest holds. That finish was terrible.
Styles vs Nakamura...man. This match was so, so good for most of it. They were having a barn burner. Fast start, slowed down, ratcheted it up slowly. That chair spot was absolutely sick. The false finishes were really good, the crowd was really getting psyched. I was loving this match...then the ending. They kick each other in the nuts and fall over for a DOUBLE COUNT OUT.
ANOTHER, DOUBLE, COUNT OUT. Like, if they were going to do that, could they at least do it with a viscous knock out fashion? Killed the crowd. I couldn't believe it. These guys were saving the show, and then were given a finish like that. If they want the feud to continue, just have Nakamura win the title. Or do a finish where Nakamura has a leg on the rope but the ref doesn't see it.
Calling it now: Money in the Bank. AJ Styles defends the WWE Championship against Shinsuke Nakamura in a no DQ, mandatory groin cup match. Ends when Nakamura throws a grenade full of sleeping gas, is kicked in his face, and they both fall unconcious for another double count out. Extreme Rules, AJ Styles defends the WWE Championship against Shinsuke Nakamura in a no DQ, mandatory groin cup, sleeping gas grenades are banned match. Ends in a double count out when both men vanish through a trap door in the ring and the ref counts them out. Summerslam, AJ Styles defends the WWE Championship in a no DQ, mandatory groin cup, sleeping gas grenades and trap doors banned, no count out match. AJ Styles wins with a roll up in 5 seconds.
Bron Strowman and Bobby lashley vs KO and Zayn. Early contender for worst feud of the year. The heels have no heat. Have gotten their asses kicked every single week. Get utterly demolished. After the match, the baby faces bully the heels that have done nothing to them and were trying to get away. They managed to make the fans apathetic to something Strowman was doing. That is almost admirable in its failure.
Roman Reigns vs Samoa Joe. Rest hold city. No one cared. Reigns wins. The plants cheer. Everyone else bolts for the door.
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Reply by Ore-Sama
on May 7, 2018 at 1:21 PM
I don't know if I'd go that far, but it was...I'm glad I didn't watch it live.
Rollins vs Miz was great. No complaints, another outstanding match by Rollins. Miz, like in 2016, shows how good he can be when he really ups his game.
Nia vs Bliss was okay, but then followed by a god awful, thinly disguised promo.
Orton vs Jeff was, okay.
The Elias segment was very entertaining.
Bryan vs Cass was, again, okay, and that's all down to Bryan. Cass is just not ready. He's been a tag guy for years, has really only had a handful of singles matches, and now he's being put in a feud with Bryan?
Charolette vs Carmella was A-W-F-U-L. So, so awful. Carmella is the female Jinder Mahal. She has that super kick...and besides that, all she can do are rest holds. That finish was terrible.
Styles vs Nakamura...man. This match was so, so good for most of it. They were having a barn burner. Fast start, slowed down, ratcheted it up slowly. That chair spot was absolutely sick. The false finishes were really good, the crowd was really getting psyched. I was loving this match...then the ending. They kick each other in the nuts and fall over for a DOUBLE COUNT OUT.
ANOTHER, DOUBLE, COUNT OUT. Like, if they were going to do that, could they at least do it with a viscous knock out fashion? Killed the crowd. I couldn't believe it. These guys were saving the show, and then were given a finish like that. If they want the feud to continue, just have Nakamura win the title. Or do a finish where Nakamura has a leg on the rope but the ref doesn't see it.
Calling it now: Money in the Bank. AJ Styles defends the WWE Championship against Shinsuke Nakamura in a no DQ, mandatory groin cup match. Ends when Nakamura throws a grenade full of sleeping gas, is kicked in his face, and they both fall unconcious for another double count out. Extreme Rules, AJ Styles defends the WWE Championship against Shinsuke Nakamura in a no DQ, mandatory groin cup, sleeping gas grenades are banned match. Ends in a double count out when both men vanish through a trap door in the ring and the ref counts them out. Summerslam, AJ Styles defends the WWE Championship in a no DQ, mandatory groin cup, sleeping gas grenades and trap doors banned, no count out match. AJ Styles wins with a roll up in 5 seconds.
Bron Strowman and Bobby lashley vs KO and Zayn. Early contender for worst feud of the year. The heels have no heat. Have gotten their asses kicked every single week. Get utterly demolished. After the match, the baby faces bully the heels that have done nothing to them and were trying to get away. They managed to make the fans apathetic to something Strowman was doing. That is almost admirable in its failure.
Roman Reigns vs Samoa Joe. Rest hold city. No one cared. Reigns wins. The plants cheer. Everyone else bolts for the door.