On her first day at work, Maya decides to do a hard-hitting story on child labor overseas, while Jack tries to distract her with a plush office.

Dennis experiences an identity crisis on Secretary's Day, while Nina tries to lift her spirits.

Maya discovers that organizing a birthday party for Nina is no cause for celebration.

Maya's life becomes a nightmare when her co-workers discover that she's had a sex dream involving Elliott.

Jack returns from China with exotic and mysterious candy that has strange effects on the staff.