The best sketches of season two.

Bob Dole Strong Arm Opening--Host: Christina Applegate X-News #1 Schizophrenic Jeopardy That's My White Mama--White Boy Action Jackson X-News #2 Two Mouthy Chicks Spy Vs. Spy--3 Pigs Time Machine Snoop Doggy-Dogg's Vegas Act X-News #3 Peed

Chevrad Opening--Host: Ice-T Dolemite Debate Blow It Out Your Hole Cabana Chat Don Martin: Chiropractor Regis & Kathy Lee No Sweat The Bruce Aint Gay Show Free Pizza Ice-T Performance Spy Vs. Spy--Phone Gun Frank Gifford Outtakes

Playin' Opening--Host: Kim Coles Helpful Hand Insurance Substitute Teacher Spy Vs. Spy--Cats Cradle Turner Family Classics:Little Red Riding Hood Vancome Lady --Betty Ford Sex Toy Story Golden Souls Tan Don Martin-Balloon Head Turner Family Classics:Goldilocks Joel & Connie--Birds and Bees Turner Family Classics:3 Little Pigs The Visit Rabbit Frenzy

Spishak Maxi Pad Opening--Host: Jack Wagner Cabana Chat Hockey Mother of Mercy First Day Pre-Teen Debate Spy Vs. Spy Embassy Dr. Kevorkian's 100th Customer Monologue--Taylor Negron The Minors Don Martin--Fancy Restaurant

The Witness Opening--Host: Neve Campbell Spishak Spishwax X-News #1 Dentist in a Box Republican Party of Five Dead McMahon Walking X-News #2 Church Choir X-News #3 Monologue--Craig Anton Airport Guy Spy Vs. Spy--Cactus

Under the Bed Opening--Host: Kevin McDonald Walls Mart #1 Shock Therapy in a Box Walls Mart #2 Annie Ho Walls Mart #3 UBS Date Spy Vs Spy--Headphones Vancome Lady Casino Bad Day Monologue--Kevin McDonald Home Video

Game Show Woman Opening--Host: Joe Rogan Be-Bitched Spy Vs Spy-Embassy 2 Cabana Chat The Raisinberg Trials Trick Question #1 Body Warmth Trick Question #2 The Dive Joel & Connie--The Affair

Lowered Expectations--Deidre Opening--Host: French Stewart Serenity Acres Talk Faster Nice-a Slice-a Pizza Cosmetic Surgeon in a Box Lowered Expectations--Sammy Hagar Cosby's Crib Make a Good Impression Spy Vs Spy--Mirror My Boyfriend the Bank Lowered Expectations--Kyle Serenity Acres

Opening--Host: Harry Connick Jr. UBS Vs Sped-Ex The Greatest Action Story Ever Told Cabana Chat Spy Vs Spy-Karate The Reinfather Harry Connick Jr. Song--""Must Have Been Old Santa Claus"" Vancome Lady Christmas Pageant Granny's Liver Harry Connick Jr. Song--""This Guy's in Love With You""

L'Arrogance Opening--Host: Andrea Martin Slang Gang Christian Groupies Drunk President L.A. Valet Downsizing Speckie the Speculum The Basement Spy Vs Spy-TNT Monologue--Andrea Martin

Whitney Houston Sings the National Anthem Gratorade Sleeping with Brian Bosworth Cocoa & LeBlanc The Lumberjack, The Alien, and the Bedridden Mom #1 Vancome Lady--Locker Room Vud Bowl V Mr. Woogie Spy Vs Spy--Pool Table The Lumberjack, The Alien, and the Bedridden Mom #2 Children's Letters to Dennis Rodman UBS Superbowl Party Monologue--Dom Irrera The Lumberjack, The Alien, and the Bedridden Mom #3 The Lumberjack, The Alien, and the Bedridden Mom #4

X-News #1 Opening--Host: Rodney Dangerfield The R&B; Meeting Spy Vs Spy--Training Camp X-News #2 Suddenly Millenium Cabana Chat X-News #3 BBBBrack! Diet Steve 'n Roger

The Man Opening--Host: Queen Latifah Larry Parker Hospital Rick's New Friends Young Alanis The Mailbox Monologue--Queen Latifah Progressive Parenting Joe Don's New Job Grubbin' With Charlie Borrow Your Car Spy Vs. Spy--Microphone

Prison Opening--Host: Tommy Davidson Recording Session Never a Bride Where's Cecil? CD Promo Babyman Switch Your Ride The General Cheese The Ladies Room Monologue--Tom Kenney Al Casdy-Self Confidence Training Spy Vs Spy-Spaghetti

Lowered Expectations-Connie Opening--Host: Bobcat Goldthwaite Bobcat Public Service Announcement- Seatbelt Dance Calling Couple Employee of the Month Bobcat Public Service Announcement- Fork Where Do We Stand? Manuel Lowered Expectations--Benny Who'd A Thunk It? Monologue--Bobcat Goldthwaite Bobcat Public Service Announcement- Plastic Bag Angel Of Death Weblen Bobcat Public Service Announcement- Cape Una Guava Spy Vs Spy

Ebonics Address The Writer Beach Blanket Ebola Cabana Chat--Pauly Shore Test Pattern Trainee Suicide Note Lowered Expectations-Antonia Drunk on the Job Spy Vs. Spy-- Bullet Brigade Monologue-Pauly Shore Lowered Expectations--Betsy

Black History Minute Opening--Host Thomas Callabro Cha-Cha the Gorilla Discount Undertaker Furious George Stupid Anonymous Talking To Corky and the Juice Pigs Trial T.V. Dr. Flavin Manhunt Spy vs. Spy--Gallows

Snoorfpk Opening--Host: Mark Curry Canoe Ike meets Ike When Babies Attack Monologue--Pablo Fransisco Kenny Kingston Show Guilt Ridden #1 Where Do They Get Those People? Spy Vs. Spy-- Air Attack Guilt Ridden #2 Never Say Die Guilt Ridden #3

Unzipped-Isaac Mizrahi Opening--Host: Adam Arkin Mary Tyler Moore El Asso Wipo Kenny Kingston--O.J. O.J.: The Search Good Doc, Bad Doc UBS Charity Joel & Connie--College Lowered Expectations--ginger Snaps Monologue--Bob Marley Spy Vs. Spy--Ants

Hell Date Opening--Host: Ryan Stiles Lex Jackson Perfect Match Sinbad Monologue--Ryan Stiles Toby Robbins Anya Apartment Visitor The Presentation Spy Vs. Spy--Brick Wall

I Do Opening--Host: David Faustino Hot for Teacher Welcome Home Tea 'N' A Lil Miss Adorable Helpful Hand Gangsta Meat Haven Day Off Breakin' Into the Biz Spy Vs. Spy--Guillotine

Gangsta Shop Quartet Opening--Host: L.L. Cool J En Vogue--Awards Manic Depressive Stripper C.L.O.P.S. Don't Talk To Me The Breakup Bossy Boss Miss Barone Spy Vs. Spy--Teatime Town Meeting