President Obama visits Brickleberry just as Woody undergoes a drastic surgical procedure, and Bobby creates his own alternative to Obamacare.

Ethel and Connie compete fiercely at the Miss National Park beauty pageant, and Denzel and Steve decide to have a threesome when they learn they are dating the same woman.

Denzel marries Woody's mother; Connie has an unhealthy obsession with "Wheel of Fortune" host Pat Sajak.

Denzel helps Steve launch a career as a gay country music star; a granted wish turns Malloy into a full-size bear.

The Secretary of the Interior visits Brickleberry and demotes Woody; Denzel becomes a new man after he gives up smoking weed.

While she is drunk, Ethel sleeps with Steve and gets pregnant; the rangers get committed to a mental hospital.

When hypnosis on Steve goes horribly wrong, he starts acting like a swashbuckling pirate; Connie and Denzel get stranded on a lesbian island paradise.

A corrupt mayor becomes friends with Woody and Woody loses the park to him in a poker bet; Malloy finds out he must breed with an unattractive bear to continue his species.

Ethel feels threatened by an attractive new female ranger; Denzel is transferred to a secluded fire lookout tower.

Steve becomes a cop and gets a dangerous biker gang upset; Woody's hemorrhoid becomes a religious icon.

Woody turns the park into a Native American-themed summer camp and becomes attracted to one of the female campers.

Woody tries to create the biggest carbon footprint ever; Ethel counteracts Woody's behavior by becoming Amish.