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Dialogue That You'd Be Unlikely To Hear On Mission Impossible
posted by Savage918STAFFMOD on November 29, 2018 at 5:11 AM
I got the inspiration for this game from two sources: the Star Trek message board and the season two episode The Council, when Frank Wayne's friend Jimmy tells the team that Frank is always bragging about what a great lover he is. The rules are as follows: post a line of dialogue that you'd have liked to been said on Classic Mission Impossible, but never was; and please don't write anything sexually explicit or with too much cursing.
Let's get this party started!
Daniel Briggs and/or Jim Phelps (talking to The Secretary on the phone): "Mr. Secretary, I choose not to accept the mission."
Reply by mel-boring
on January 25, 2019 at 5:15 PM
Willie Armitage to Jim Phelps: "Wrong, Jim."
Reply by Savage918
on January 25, 2019 at 8:18 PM
Rollin Hand to Jim Phelps: "You do realize that our Eastern European accents will not fool anyone who actually lives in Eastern Europe, right Jim?"
Reply by mel-boring
on January 27, 2019 at 8:13 AM
Dan Briggs to the team: "Please welcome your new boss, Jim Phelps."
Jim Phelps to the team: "Rollins, meet Paris. Paris, meet Rollin."
Reply by Savage918
on January 27, 2019 at 4:26 PM
Cinnamon (looking at Dana Lambert) "Oh no you didn't hire this skinny b***h to replace me."
Reply by mel-boring
on February 3, 2019 at 7:10 PM
Rollin Hand to Jim Phelps: "Sorry, Jim I can't go with you. I have a bad case of gaz."
Reply by Savage918
on February 3, 2019 at 10:31 PM
Voice on tape: "If you or any of your IM Force are caught or killed, don't worry about it. The Secretary said he'll take full responsibility and straighten everything out."
Reply by mel-boring
on February 7, 2019 at 9:01 PM
Rollin: "Dan! Stop leering at my wife!"
Dan: "Wait, what? You're married to Cinnamon?"
Cinnamon: "Settle down boys. My mission is to get leered at."
Reply by Savage918
on February 9, 2019 at 2:44 PM
If getting "leered at by the bad guys" was an Olympic event, Cinnamon, would be the shoo-in for the Gold.
Reply by mel-boring
on March 17, 2019 at 5:40 PM
Jim: "Team, welcome our newest member, Casey!"
Casey: "You can call me Lisa."
Reply by Savage918
on March 17, 2019 at 7:52 PM
Jim Phelps (introducing Paris to the rest of the team): "Everybody, this is our new master of disguise, Paris"
Willie: "What's your last name, France?"
Reply by mel-boring
on March 18, 2019 at 5:21 PM
Paris: "I'm afraid you'd be unable to pronounce my entire name, it's too difficult. It's just ... Paris."
Reply by sukhisoo
on April 18, 2019 at 5:32 PM
Jim Phelps, going through the dossiers of potential candidates for the job: "Nah. This Barney Collier guy is worthless," as he tosses it into the reject pile.
Reply by Savage918
on May 20, 2019 at 5:54 PM
Willie: "I'm sick and tired of always pretending to be a janitor. Why can't Jim or Rollin be the janitor this time?"
Reply by mel-boring
on May 21, 2019 at 10:57 AM
Dan Briggs going through the dossiers of potential candidates for the job, and finding Jim Phelps' photo: "Uh ... this can't be good."
Reply by Savage918
on June 4, 2019 at 8:31 PM
Cinnamon: "I have Claustrophobia but I'll be more than happy to put on a mask and pretend to be someone else."