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Funny Lines
posted by wonder2wonderSTAFFMOD on April 22, 2017 at 1:49 PM
Al: "I don't know how I can live without the warmth and sweetness, and the unforgettable spicy flavor, and the buttery bottom".
Mourner 1: "Good Lord, is he talking about Aunt Maddy?"
Mourner 2: "Ahum, I think Aunt Maddy had jungle fever with this man."
Reply by tmdb13060682
on April 22, 2017 at 4:31 PM
"I'm just so tired of all these Star Wars."
Reply by DRDMovieMusings
on April 22, 2017 at 6:36 PM
"Now Peg, if you want to have sex, the kids'll have to leave. And, if you want it to be good... you'll have to leave."
Reply by tmdb43737777
on June 21, 2017 at 4:14 AM
Cookie stole my big uns.
My husband doesn't have a thousand dollars. He's a shoe salsman.
Be out by morning.
Reply by wonder2wonder
on June 21, 2017 at 11:09 AM
Al: "Why are we doing this, Peg? The last time we had a party it was a disaster."
Peggy: "It was our wedding."
Al: "I rest my case."
Lonnie: "You make me feel all funny, like my insides turn to whip cream."
Kelly: "Oh, when I look at you my legs turn to jello."
Lonnie: "You know, whip cream and jello they go real good together."
Kelly: "Oh, you're making me hungry."
Lonnie: "I love you Kelly."
Kelly: "Lonny, I don't usually say this fully clothed, but, I love you too."
Reply by DRDMovieMusings
on June 21, 2017 at 12:23 PM
Al: "Peg, we've been married for umpteen years. Now...can't we just be friends?"
Reply by discostu004
on August 19, 2017 at 4:52 PM
Son, son, I don't have a nickel!
Reply by TrentTX
on August 21, 2017 at 7:41 PM
Al: "If we have sex Peg, then what will make your birthday special?"
Random male stripper: "I miss 8-Track tapes." Marcy: "I'm not paying you to think."
Reply by tmdb82469342
on October 13, 2018 at 2:19 PM
Every time I heard Peggy's maiden name I chuckled.
A nightmare for the UK broadcaster
Reply by DRDMovieMusings
on October 13, 2018 at 6:52 PM
"Peggy Wanker - don't bother to thank her." ("Connie Bender - bring a friend, it won't offend her.")
Reply by Bloodshot77
on April 7, 2019 at 9:07 PM
Peg: His eyes, his face, his chest, his legs...
Marcy: What else would you change about him, Peg?
Reply by Dark_Sithlord
on April 11, 2019 at 11:12 PM
Peg: "What's that toilet got that I don't?"
Al: "A job!"
Reply by DRDMovieMusings
on April 28, 2019 at 4:31 AM
"Kelly, you don't have to say another word: Peg, take the boy and the dog and yet out!"
Reply by discostu004
on April 28, 2019 at 11:08 AM
Al: Forget it Peg, you can have a percentage of our son, Buck Peg: Bud Al: Buck, Bud what's the difference?