Spongyabob vasárnapi reggeli gyanánt ketchupos hagymát eszik földimogyoróval, amitől rémes lesz a lehelete. Mindenki elrohan előle. Patrikhoz fordul tanácsért, de mivel neki nincs orra, azt mondja neki: azért futnak el előle, mert rémesen csúnya.

Pearl egy időre a Rozsdás Rákollóhoz kerül, amelyet teljesen átszab saját ízlése szerint. Eleinte Spongyabob is lelkesedik az ötletért, de aztán be kell látnia, hogy Pearl mindent tönkretesz.

Patrik cipőt vesz magának, és megkéri Spongyabobot, hogy segítsen neki bekötni. Ám Spongyabobnak is rá kell jönnie arra, hogy bizony elfelejtett cipőt kötni.

Rák úr egy baleset miatt nem tud a Rozsdás Rákollóban lenni, így Tunyacsápra bízza az éttermet. Ő azonban titokban szabadnapot vesz ki, de sosincs nyugta: mindig az jár a fejében, vajon Spongyabob hogyan teszi tönkre az éttermet a távollétében.

Patrik megirigyli, hogy Spongyabob olyan sok díjat nyert már, és elhatározza, hogy ő is jó akar lenni valamiben. Beáll a Rozsdás Rákollóba dolgozni, és mindent pontosan úgy csinál, mint Spongyabob.

Mivel Patrik épp nincs a otthon, SpongyaBob buborékból fúj magának egy barátot. Az új társ azonban megkeseríti a környezetében élők napjait.

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy decide to go on vacation, but unfortunately they don't have anyone to look after the Merma-lair, so they ask SpongeBob and Patrick to look after it. However, they accidentally release Man Ray from a prison made of frozen tartar sauce.

SpongeBob tells jokes in a talent show at the Krusty Krab, but ends up saying jokes about squirrels, which makes Sandy mad.

SpongeBob brings Christmas to Bikini Bottom.

It's employee brotherhood day and Squidward has nothing to give to SpongeBob, so he accidentally gives SpongeBob a pie bomb. Squidward spends the whole day with SpongeBob because SpongeBob only has one day to live.

In another attempt to steal the Krabby Patty formula, Plankton makes a robot that looks just like Mr. Krabs. But in order to get the formula, he will have to do some odd things as part of the "secret handshake."

Sandy is going away and calls SpongeBob and Patrick to take care of her pets. One of them is a worm, and SpongeBob and Patrick have fun with it all day long, until the next day when it transforms into a butterfly and everybody in town gets scared of it.

The Krusty Krab hasn't had costumers in weeks, so SpongeBob comes up with an idea, but Mr. Krabs and Squidward laugh at the idea. So SpongeBob opens his own restaurant and becomes a huge success in Bikini Bottom.

Despite Sandy's warning, SpongeBob and Patrick sneak into her treedome, during a terrible snowstorm and since the doorknob is frozen, SpongeBob and Patrick realize they have to wait until spring. Will SpongeBob and Patrick be able to survive the entire winter? Or will Sandy, and the cold weather, stop them first?

Suddenly, Gary seems to be hanging out with Patrick more than SpongeBob. SpongeBob thinks it's because he loves Patrick more. But, what's the real reason that Gary is attached to Patrick all of a sudden?

SpongeBob asks his grandma not to kiss him because her public displays of affection are embarrassing.

Squidward is fed up with living next to Spongebob and Patrick, so he finds new neighbors who are more like himself.

To avoid another year with SpongeBob in her class, Mrs. Puff passes him with bogus extra credit and lets him have his license, but soon realizes that the consequences are beyond bad. When SpongeBob receives a new boat-mobile from his parents, Mrs. Puff attempts to steal it, and SpongeBob will stop at nothing to stop her.

While at a jellyfishing fan convention, SpongeBob meets Kevin C. Cucumber, who gives him a chance to see if he can join his club, The Jellyspotters. However, SpongeBob is unaware that Kevin is only trying to make a fool out of him, but soon discovers the truth after the club attacks him with a robotic queen jellyfish.

Sandy and SpongeBob get into a fierce competition doing extreme underwater sports.

SpongeBob accidentally throws a peanut at Clamu the Oyster and then the police think that the one who threw the peanut was Patrick.

When a giant anchor falls onto SpongeBob's house, Squidward, SpongeBob and Patrick decide to climb the anchor, and they find the boat of the Flying Dutchman, who imprisons them.

Sandy is going wild over the fact that she will have to hibernate in a week.

SpongeBob and Patrick find out that you can borrow anything without permission as long as you return it, or that's what wise Mr. Krabs says. SpongeBob and Patrick want a balloon, but neither one has any money, so they "borrow" it and it pops. They decide to run away and live like criminals, because they think they're now "thieves."

Patrick keeps a small box everywhere he goes and refuses to tell SpongeBob what's in it. Curiosity eventually gets the better of our spongy hero, as he decides to try and sneak a peek while Patrick is sleeping.

Squidward enlists the aid of SpongeBob and the rest of Bikini Bottom to form a marching band to impress Squidward's old high school rival, Squilliam Fancyson.

SpongeBob and Patrick pick up a "bad word," and start repeating it to the shocked patrons of the Krusty Krab, but Mr. Krabs doesn't like this!

Squidward starts to teach an art class at the Recreation Center, but SpongeBob is the only person who shows up.

Mr. Krab's turns SpongeBob's idea for 'Jelly Krabby Patties' into a colossal customer favorite, and it leads to trouble when the local population of jellyfish become hunted to near-extinction.

SpongeBob and Patrick compete in the Fry Cook Games after they get in a fight. Who will come out victorious?

When SpongeBob learns that Squidward has never actually tried a Krabby Patty, he becomes obsessed with the idea that Squidward must try it.

At boating school, a new student shows up, but he says he's gonna kick SpongeBob's butt!

SpongeBob and Squidward go on strike after they don't get their paycheck from Mr. Krabs. How long will the strike last?

An Alaskan Bull Worm is on the loose in Bikini Bottom, and Sandy must stop it from destroying the town.

SpongeBob must write an 800-word essay for boating school but gets distracted easily.

Patrick's parents are coming over and Patrick doesn't want to look stupid, so he tells SpongeBob to be stupider than him.