Vicky Pollard is in trouble with her teacher, while Emily Howard visits a pub and finds an admirer.

Daffyd is astounded to discover that someone else has bought his copy of Gay Times.

Lou and Andy visit the seaside, and there is a new member at Fat Fighters. 

Andy wants a snake, and unscrupulous hypnotist Kenny Craig has some videos for sale. 

There is good news for Dennis, and Marjorie Dawes bumps into Paul while out shopping. 

Vicky Pollard tells her social worker that she has swapped her baby for a Westlife CD. 

Sebastian helps with an important visit from the Italian Prime Minister, and Vicky Pollard goes back to school.