Frank og Mia vil adoptere et barn og skal godkendes af adoptionskontoret. Frank overvejer at melde sig som børnenes julemand i fægteklubben, og Mia gør hvad hun kan for at få Frank til at fremstå tiltalende.

Frank and Mia want to adopt a child and must be approved by the adoption office. Frank is considering signing up as the kids' Santa in the fencing club, and Mia does what she can to make Frank appear attractive. Lars Hjortshøj and Tina Bilsbo want to help them, but when the talk comes about experimental adult sex, the mood changes, and the good attempts have fatal consequences.

Frank og Mia vil ha barn, men må bli godkjent som ansvarlige mennesker.