Chicken thinks about smoking seeing everybody else doing it even slows down his process and the devil (which is actually the red guy hes just called the devil in this episode because its the pirate episode)takes chicken down to hell.

Chicken says that he will never do it again but the devil (the red guy) says that its to late and supercow finally comes to save the day and take chicken from hell back to there home.

Em um shopping, um fotógrafo de moda descobre a Vaca. Sua aparência bovina vira a última moda e todos começam a usar úberes à mostra e grandes narizes de vaca.

A Vaca consegue um emprego de meio período em uma fazenda de leite para que ela consiga uma boneca Crabs. No entanto, quando o Frango tenta se candidatar a um emprego de meio período, ele acaba em perigo.

A vaca e seu primo, frango desossado, jogam um jogo até que o primo fica preso no telhado de sua casa.

O Cara Vermelho quer descobrir quem é Supercow, então ele abre uma lavanderia para descobrir a verdadeira identidade de Supercow.

Mãe e Pai mandam a Vaca e o Frango para a escola militar para aprenderem disciplina, mas ficam surpresos quando voltam transformados em soldados rígidos.

O Frango enlouquece quando suas penas começam a cair, de repente. Mas Mamãe diz que só está mudando e que é perfeitamente natural para um frango de sua idade, além de contar sobre a Fada das Penas.

A Vaca escreve uma peça de teatro chamada "A Salsicha Feiosa", uma triste história sobre uma salsicha feia e deformada que vivia em um pacote cheio de salsichas bonitas.

"A Salsicha Feiosa" está sendo encenada na íntegra, desta vez com os papéis principais completados por Vaca e Frango, mas durante a apresentação, o palco pega fogo.

Frango decide descer o rio flutuando em seu novo submarino. No entanto, ao chegar a uma cachoeira próxima, Super-Vaca decide salvá-lo.

Doentes e cansados ​​das refeições à base de ketchup servidas na escola pela Sra. Barederriere (Bundifora), a Vaco e o Frango seguem os passos de seus avós e fazem uma barraca de comida que serve carne.

Um novo valentão chega à escola, então Vaca, Frango, Flem e Earl armam um plano para devolver o poder ao valentão anterior.

A Vaca e o Frango viajam ao início da história com uma máquina do tempo que encontram em uma sala de videogames, mas acidentalmente deixam cair uma moeda de 25 centavos na sopa primordial, causando mudanças no futuro.

Vaca e o Frango recebem aparelhos desumanos por um Oficial de Polícia Ortodôntica (Bundifora). No entanto, eles logo aprendem que não são os únicos.

A Vaca se tornou a aluna mais popular da escola graças a seus novos óculos. Com ciúmes disso, o Frango decide pegar um também, e acaba sendo levado à uma tentativa de destruir uma nova masmorra da escola (que na verdade era uma nova piscina).

A Vaca acredita que ela tem algum tipo de instinto de pastoreio, o que a leva a seguir um carteiro, patos, peixes e até soldados!

A Vaca decide fazer aula de balé, mas, por causa de seu peso, acaba destruindo a casa. No entanto, o funcionário de uma companhia de demolição a vê em ação e decide utilizar a dança da Vaca para demolir um arranha-céu.

Em uma excursão à prisão local, o Frango troca acidentalmente de lugar com um criminoso, Bum Defora. Lá, o Frango se torna o líder de uma rebelião, enquanto a Vaca se pergunta por que de repente se dá bem com seu "irmão".

O Frango e seus amigos estão fascinados por esse misterioso lugar chamado "banheiro das meninas". Flem e Earl desafiam o Frango a passar a noite no banheiro feminino da escola e Frango não resiste a um desafio.

A Vaca vence um concurso de redação e vai para o espaço sideral, enquanto o Frango vence o segundo colocado e trabalha com marketing.

O Frango vai acampar com os amigos e, durante a noite, o pai de Flem conta a lenda do Gato Fino.

Depois que as meninas derrotam os meninos em um jogo de Pega-Pega, Frango é atormentado pela afirmação de que ele está apaixonado por uma garota chamada Winey. Isto leva o Frango a um ataque de ansiedade e acaba sofrendo com "piolhos".

Ao conseguir dinheiro para jogar nas máquinas de fliperama, Chicken é trazido por The Red Guy para jogar em uma máquina de Realidade Virtual. Os jogos incluem "Kick the Can", "Duck, Duck, Goose" e o jogo favorito da Vaca, "Squirt the Daisies"

O Frango planeja ganhar muito dinheiro cortando grama. Porém, no primeiro trabalho, descobre que o gramado de Devlin é um trabalho difícil, e não vai receber nada se não terminar antes do pôr do sol.

A Vaca está com sua família na feira, onde ela leva sua nova boneca, Piles, com ela. Mas quando ela perde Piles, deve persegui-la e recuperá-la.

A família segue para o Oregon para encontrar uma tribo de caçadores de cabeças. Eventualmente, o Frango logo se torna o "caçado", especialmente quando Bundifora é seu líder.

A Vaca vai para Cornflake, Arkansas, onde ela tenta ajudar Larry Lackapants (Bundifora) a se tornar o rei e a rainha do queijo.

Vaca adota uma anaconda, que passa a engolir toda a família.

Chicken, Flem, and Earl play a game of kickball. Cow's udders kick the ball into the bushes, where Chicken, Flem and Earl discover a laughing puddle. After Flem and Chicken run back out, they forget the ball, and go back to discover that Earl is in the puddle. Chicken sends Flem after him, and he is stuck too. Chicken then gets Mom and Dad, who jump into the puddle, and Chicken drops Cow in there to save everyone. Chicken is then the only one left, until he discovers the puddle is a doorway to Boneless Chicken's nightclub.

The Red Guy is now Captain Butz Pirate, and wants to give Cow and Chicken pirate lessons. He takes them aboard his pirate ship in the middle of the duck pond, and teaches them how to say ""argh"", carve peglegs, hold worms for ransom, and sink Flem and Earl's boat. But after that incident, Cow, Chicken, and their flag/man Jolly Roger declare mutiny.

The Red Guy hosts a new late night talk show called ""Dead Ghost, Coast to Coast"", and reminds the viewers that tonight's Halloween. Chicken calls in, and is instructed to dress as a human being. So, Cow and Chicken go trick or treating as Mom and Dad, only to find that the neighbors assume that a grown man and woman are trick or treating. With that, Super Cow and Chicken teach The Red Guy a lesson.

Uma vaca faladora acaba com a língua escapando após um espirro. A língua causa todo tipo de confusão e acaba com a lei em seu encalço.

Chicken is tired of always having to do chores, so he chews Mom and Dad out, and runs away to be a bachelor with Cousin Boneless Chicken. One at Boneless's Chicken attracts the attention on Boneless's blind-date, Linda. Linda falls head over heals for Chicken, which makes Boneless disgusted.

A Vaca apresenta à escola a luta de sumô e o Frango encontra alguma vantagem nisso.

O Frango faz uma brincadeira de cometa durante uma visita de campo a um observatório. No entanto, ele logo percebe que toda a cidade pensa que é um cometa real.

The school's newspaper editor has been fired. Teacher then brings in The Red Guy, as reporter Geraldo Rearviewa to advise. He decides to produce a new school-news show, and makes Chicken the anchorman, and Cow the editor. But soon, Red Guy's false stories makes Chicken loses friends.

A Vaca e o Frango estão na África, onde encontram animais selvagens, como o Grizzly Beaver. Certamente será um desafio difícil, mesmo para Super Vaca.

The Red Guy sneaks a crow egg under Chicken's covers while he sleeps. The next morning, Cow and Chicken find the egg, and Chicken comes to the conclusion that he is actually a girl. So, it's egg sitting for Cow and Chicken, until the egg hatches and a baby crow comes out. Now Chicken comes to the conclusion that he isn't even a chicken.

Boneless Chicken teaches Cow and Chicken how to properly fly kites at Lava Park. When Cow's kite tangles with The Red Guy's Kite, he then uses Boneless as his new kite, and has a kite tug-of-war against the tribe, over the hot-boiling-molten-lava river. Cow and Chicken come to Boneless's rescue, and the tribe wins, while Red Guy takes a dip in the lava river.

A group of female bikers break into Cow and Chicken's house, and start gnawing on their carpet. One of the bikers has a crush on Cow, and invites her to join the Buffalo Gals. It's up to Chicken to save his sister.

Dad is sick of his high-tech reecliner always malfunctioning, so he decides to dump it. Before he does, Cow and Chicken decide to see what it's like to sit in ""The Chair"". They, and they get stuck, and are taken away to museums, and in stolen vans, and finally back at home, where Dad waits for his ""new chair"".

o Frango recebe um cartão de crédito dentro de seu cereal, no entanto, ele e a Vaca são perseguidos pelo Bundifora sobre a taxa que eles têm que pagar após comprar um chiclete.

Enquanto experimenta a catapulta da carne de porco, o Frango acaba sendo consumido por sua irmã mais nova, a Vaca. Dr. Bottoms (Bundifora) pode salvá-lo ?

After Chicken's beak is bruised by Dick, his school bully, Mom and Dad send him to karate lessons. Chicken takes up butt-fu from The Red Guy, but when Chicken still is unable to beat up Dick, Chicken decides to force a refund (with help from an invisible Super Cow).

Uma simples venda de quintal leva a Vaca e o Frango a tentar reconquistar seu gramado que foi comprado pelo Bundifora.

A Vaca e o Frango tentam enviar seu vídeo caseiro para um grande programa de TV no Canadá, apresentado por Lance Sack-less (Bundifora).

Mamãe e Papai ficam preocupados com os filhos quando dizem que não têm medo do escuro. Então, eles contratam o assustador Dr. Laxslax (Bundifora) para resolver o problema.

Sob a tutela do Dr. Hiney (Bundifora), a Vaca e o Frango representam a escola na competição de Cirurgia Plástica. Será que eles podem ganhar o campeonato para a escola, especialmente com o ponto fraco de fazer um castor foto-realista ?

Um estudante de uma cidade vizinha, Slappy McCracken, visita a escola e desenvolve uma amizade com a Vaca. Juntos eles podem ajudar a impedir que sua terra natal brigue com queijo.

Amateur director Ivan Panced (The Red Guy) hold auditions for the role of ""Pretty Little Girl"" in his new movie with the same name. Cow wins the role by being the only girl who can't puddle dance. Cow's performance is charming, and well as tear-jerking: the horror is yet to come as the cameraman discovers he forgot to put the film in the camera.

A Vaca e o Frango involuntariamente criam energia perpétua ao derramar um conjunto de química júnior. Isso leva o contra-almirante Floyd (Bundifora) a um esquema de enriquecimento.

Depois que a Vaca e o Frango mexem com a fotocopiadora da escola, A Fada da Cópia (Bundifora) faz uma versão maligna do Frango através de uma de suas cópias.

Chicken rushes through breakfast, and accidentally eats a box full of coffee flakes. He then goes crazy and has trouble getting to sleep. On his third night of no sleep, Chicken then runs up the Empire State Building. Super Cow shoots him with warm milk, and Chicken finally falls asleep.

Bundifora percebe que a Vaca tem a boneca Crabs, enquanto ele tem a casa de bonecas correspondente. Ele tenta perguntar a mamãe se ele pode brincar com Cow, mas ela diz que não permitiria "a menos que ele fosse o último homem na Terra".

Cow has a crush on Crag, the smartest kid in school, but is ignored by him. Her friends try to convince her that her horns are too small, so she tries every way to make them bigger by decorating them with coat hangers, paper masche, and even chocolate chip weenies. Cow later learns that Crag wasn't interest in Cow, because he had a crush on one of her friends.

Mamãe e Papai dão carona ao Bundifora, para desespero da Vaca e do Frango.

Mom and Dad go out of town, leaving Cow as the babysitter, because she's the biggest, and not the oldest. Pretty soon, Chicken is at the mercy of his sister's babysitting technique: eating marshmallow soup for supper, doing homework with Crabs the Warthog doll, Piles the Beaver doll, and Manure the Bear doll, taking a bath and being scrubbed with dishsoap, and wearing diapers.

Cow is depressed because she has no friends: until she finds a fly in her room and befriends it. Pretty soon she and the fly are inseperable: until Chicken, Mom and Dad call in the fly exterminator.

Cow stays outside too late, and pretty soon finds herself lost in the woods, and tries to survive. She pretty soon comes to the conclusion that it's eat, or be eaten, so she puts on war paint, and finds a squirrel in a bush, she quickly eats. It turns out she was in the backyard all the time, and her imagination got the better of her.

O primo anárquico da Vaca e do Frango, Sow, vem fazer uma visita. Quando ele apronta na escola, a Vaca acaba assumindo a culpa pelas ações equivocadas de Sow.

Cow brings home an ""invisible"" dog, whom she dubs, Kevin. Pretty soon, she and Kevin are inseperable, but causes trouble with school and friends. After she enters Kevin in a dog show, and wins, Kevin ""runs away"". Afterwards, Cow finds Kevin, befriended an ""invisible"" homeless man.

Cow tags along with Chicken, Flem, and Earl on their camping trip in the tree fort. Cow says that if Chicken, Flem, or Earl touch her dream catcher that they'll die. Chicken accidentally breaks her dream catcher, and soon, he, Flem and Earl are at the mercy of Cow's worst nightmare: The Milkman.

Grandma pays at visit to Cow and Chicken's house to take them to the mall with her. Her purpose for being at the mall: to look for a new grandpa, because she lost the old one. Chicken gives her the slip while he, Flem and Earl hang out at the concession stands.

o Frango , Flem e Earl são treinados pela figura de ação, Sargento Braços de Salsicha, para se tornarem marinheiros como ele.

Enquanto espera para embarcar em um avião para a visita dele e da Vaca a Brunei, o Frango, de repente, descobre que tem medo de voar.

O Frango, Flem e Earl estão no primeiro dia do ensino médio, onde no EF eles jogam queimada. Enquanto estão nos chuveiros, suas roupas são roubadas.

Cow and Chicken have a big test the next day at school but when Chicken forgets to study, he tries to fake all kinds of illnesses to avoid going to school. After holding his thermometer over the grill, Mom and Dad call the doctor who makes housecalls: The Red Guy.

Diferente da Vaca, o Frango não pode assobiar e ele tenta obter lições do professor Hineybottom (Bundifora).

Cow wonders about the day she was born. Chicken tells her she was adopted, Mom tells her that the stork delivered her, Dad said they found her in a cabbage, Teacher says she hatched from an egg, and Red Guy says he delivered her.

Red Guy is CEO of a giant factory. He holds a birthday party for himself in the confrence room later that night, but none of the employees show up. But it doesn't matter, he has enough fun by himself.

Depois de brincar com uma arma de identificação de preço em um supermercado, a Vaca e o Frango são comprados pelo Bundifora.

Usando um foguete caseiro, a Vaca viaja para um planeta distante, onde se encontra com Bundifora, que afirma ser um alienígena. Ela o leva de volta à Terra, onde ele afirma que a solução para os problemas do mundo está nos fantoches.

Chicken is fed up with Cow's constant babbling, and wishes for her to shut up. Cow then gives Chicken the silent treatment. Chicken soon regrets when Cow doesn't tell him about an oncoming truck, and not representing him in court.

Flem and Earl find themselves lost in the middle of an ocean near the equator. They fear their lives are short, and begin reminescing about their fun lives: home coming, water boys, mentally challenged, eating cheese in Yurp, running with the bulls in Pimplelotta, singing drinking songs in Germany, and having love for Cow.

I am Weasel: ""I.R. Do""

Chicken refuses to take bath, so he just sits there in the empty tub, while Cow, Mom, and Dad try to make him take a bath so they can use the toilet.

Dad decides that the family needs a pet...so he buys a spayed male jackel named Ed. He and Mom go out to celebrate, leaving Cow and Chicken alone with a living terrorist pet. Cow and Chicken then consult ""How to Care for Your First Jackel"" to try to tame Ed.

A Vaca tenta convencer o Frango a comer sua torta recém-assada.

Chicken tells Cow that she's not artistic, so she in return, sculpts a seal out of a stick of chewing gum, and an entire machine full of bubblegum balls. Cow wishes that her chewing gum seal, whom she names Chachi, was real. Suddenly, a wishing star grants her wish, and Chachi is a real, miserable, ho-hum seal.

O primo da Vaca e do Frango, Black Sheep veio fazer uma visita. Com receio do visitante Mamãe e Papai fogem durante período.

Cow and Chicken are devastated when Mom and Dad suddenly announce that their moving. Cow and Chicken start reminising about their favorite memories from the only home they ever lived in, from their first puppy, to their first Christmas. The Red Guy, Flem and Earl are also devastated when Cow and Chicken are moving. Once the truck is loaded, Cow and Chicken discover that they are only moving to an identical house next door. When asked why, Dad replies ""our old house was infested with ants.""

Everyone makes fun of Cow because she still has her old security blanket. She then tosses it out the school bus window, but is depressed for the rest of the day. Chicken tries the cheer her up by playing the bad guy in a game of Super Cow. Cow confesses that her blanket was also Super Cow's magic cape, and that Super Cow was never coming back. Red Guy then sees the perfect opportunity to torture Flem and Earl. Chicken decides it's ""Wonder Wattle"" to the rescue.

Sick of their everyday life of being squirted with milk, Cow's favorite toys: Crabs the Warthog Doll, Piles the Beaver Doll, and Manure the Bear decide to run away to find their original owner. After reading Manure's tag that says ""Made In Hong Kong"", they assume their original owner is a maiden named Hong Kong, and set out on a quest to find her.

It's almost arbor day, and Mom and Dad are feeding their pet piggy pennies so they can crack him open on arbor day. Meanwhile, Cow and Chicken are craving ice cream, and try to chase down the ice cream man (Red Guy).

Cow and Chicken wait outside the hardware store while Dad shops. Chicken is dying to ride the fighter jet plane ride. When Cow finally lends Chicken a quarter, The Red Guy takes the ride away. Chicken then stows-away on his truck, to ride the plane, but has to plug it up. Once at the gas station, he buys 20 extension cords, but the owner unplugs them. In the end, Chicken discovers that Dad actually collects those kind of rides.

Dad isn't friendly terms with the new neighbors, who happen to be clowns. Cow falls in love with the clown son, who in return falls in love with Cow. They play hooky to spend the day together. Dad finds out, and Cow in grounded, while he kicks the clown son out, and chews clown dad out.

Chicken trades Cow to a farmer for five Canadian jumping beans. Mom grounds Chicken, and has him throw the beans out. As you guessed, a beanstalk grew, Chicken, Frem, and Earl climbed it, and was captured by Red Guy who is the giant. Super Cow senses this, and flies to the rescue. Flem in the end, ends up laying a golden egg (no, seriously, he LAYS a golden egg).

Dad isn't friendly terms with the new neighbors, who happen to be clowns. Cow falls in love with the clown son, who in return falls in love with Cow. They play hooky to spend the day together. Dad finds out, and Cow in grounded, while he kicks the clown son out, and chews clown dad out.

Mom and Dad are disgusted that Cow and Chicken believe the world is round, so they hire Dad's brother, Longhorn Steer (who really is a steer) to tudor Cow and Chicken. Longhorn fails, but Cow and Chicken learn that he doesn't want to teach...we wants to be a normal steer, get married, have kids, hold a job, and stampede.

O Frango e Earl competem contra Flem e Bundifora em uma competição de patinação artística. Infelizmente, quando Earl fica ferido, o Frango tenta encontrar outra maneira de vencer.

It's ""Bring Your Kids to Work Day"", so Dad does just that. Dad's job is guarding the government's money. When he has to appear at a sudden confernce, he leaves Cow and Chicken in his office. Red Guy, who is now a Canadian Mounty Police, finds them, and begins to stalk them, until they surrender.

Dad loves shopping for Mom's stuff. He runs off to get a manicure for her, while Cow and Chicken pay for the other items. The censors go off when Cow passes through, so Red Guy, as a mall cop, chases Cow and Chicken all over the store. Cow learns that the censors have been broken for weeks. Red Guy walks through, and is arrest by the REAL mall cops.

O primo da Vaca e do Frango, Garoto Lesma, está chegando à escola. Ele provou humilhá-los de algumas maneiras, como se tornar um modelo para o desenho de figuras.

Cow, Chicken, Flem, and Earl are contestants on the gameshow ""You've Been Panced?"". Where the contestants have three seconds to perform three complicated tasks, or they have to spin the penalty. Chicken, Flem, and Earl all fail, but thanks to Super Cow, they win the grand prize: Red Guy's life savings. They discovered that they've been swindled, and Super Cow takes out Red Guy.

Red Guy pops by Cow and Chicken's house selling ""invisible sauce"". Cow unwittingly buys it, and claims she's invisible, so she runs around town performing feats of ""invisibiltiness"". Red Guy sees this, and has Cow steal ""withdrawl slips"" from the bank with her ""invisibleness"". Cow steal fill-out forms instead of cash. Cow then tries to help lousy golfers, but she realizes she never was really invisible at all.

Cow wakes up in the middle of the night and finds a monster in the closet. Mr. Monster is actually quite friendly, and the next day, Cow treats him to a grand day out. They enjoy jumping ropes, eating ice cream, and watching TV. But when Mom and Dad discover this, they freak out, and have Cow banish Mr. Monster in the closet forever.

Dad tells the story of how he and Mom met to Cow and Chicken.

Cow is very lonely, that is until she befriends an orange she finds in her front yard.

Cow loves horses. While reading a book about a famous horse, Blackie, she discovers the famous horse in her front yard. Cow and Chicken then take the horse as their new friend. Cow and Chicken make sure that Blackie gets his way. Soon Mom and Dad tire living like animals and wearing horse shoes, and tell Cow and Chicken that Blackie has to go.

Red Guy shows up at Cow and Chicken's house, claiming to be a beauty pagent scout. He then dolls up Cow, and enters her into the next beauty pagent. While Cow literally makes a mochrie up on stage, she wins anyway with her inner beauty. Cow then discovers that it was all a scam so Red Guy could wear the tiarara, and hold the roses, at least just once.

Red Guy shows up at Cow and Chicken's house again, this time claiming to be a piano teacher. So now Cow and Chicken are his students, and tries to make them child-prodigy piano players, so he can be rich. Cow and Chicken's concert fails.

Red Guys shows up at Cow and Chicken's house, posing as Hives the Butler. For the rest of the day, he tries to make Cow and Chicken's life easier, by answers questions for them, peeing for them, feeding them, blinking for them, and giving them story time. When Red Guy discovers that their not wealthy, he decides to take his scam to Flem and Earl.

Dr. Hiney (Bundifora) faz uma cirurgia no Frango transformando-o em um pato.

The Great Pantzini: Mom and Dad force Cow and Chicken to join Red Guy's circus. Red Guy tries everything to make Cow and Chicken to fit into the circus. First he tries them out as Cow being a trapeze artist, and Chicken as a fire eater. But when his clowns quit, he makes Cow and Chicken his new clowns.

When Cow and Chicken get depressed, their parents suggest them to go to a mysterious swamp, and find a blind blues singer to fight their depression.

O Professor, Flem e Earl cantam uma balada, que envolve a Vaca e o Frango sendo perseguidos pelo Bundifora.