The series final episode finds the boys surrounded by a Simulant War Cruiser and its fleet of attack ships. Armed with only two forks and a pencil sharpener, the Dwarfers begin to wonder whether this is the beginning of the end. Only one man can save them. Unfortunately that man is Arnold J Rimmer.

Lister gets involved in a love triangle with snack dispensers 23 and 34.

Kryten and Cat become quantum entangled forcing them to do everything in unison.

The posse find themselves marooned in 23 AD where they rescue a famous historical figure with a beard.

Lister grapples with the problem of being his own father.

The Dwarfers' mining ship is still creaking though the wastelands of unchartered deep space, but the posse soon stumble upon the mysteriously abandoned SS Trojan. As they inspect the ship Rimmer receives an SOS distress call from an old foe, and is suddenly faced with the dilemma of his life.