Mordecai and Rigby are slacking off again, this time with a stick hockey table. Benson finds out and makes a deal with the two--if they finish all their work, they can play the game. However, when Benson goes against his word and sells it, Mordecai and Rigby must set out to retrieve it.

After losing a bet, Mordecai dyes his hair blonde and gets pulled into a shadowy blonde cult.

A three-part Halloween special in which terrifying tales are told. In "Creepy Doll", the guys discover an old doll that wants revenge on Pops. In "Death Metal Crash Pit", a pit is haunted by a 1980s death-metal band. In the last segment, "In the House", Mordecai dresses up as a father with five "kids", to receive more Halloween candy, while Rigby goes as a robber and scares away people.

Mordecai, Rigby, Margaret and Eileen head to the mountains for a camping trip in their "secret spot." Mordecai tries to prove to Margaret that camping is cool.

Mordecai needs access to the computer so he and Rigby challenge Muscle Man and High Five Ghost to a basketball game for a week’s worth of computer time.

After wrecking the cart, Benson takes it away from Mordecai and Rigby and replaces it with two bikes. The guys make a deal with Benson that if he admits they are cool, he'll give it back to them.

Mordecai and Rigby are tired of Benson's new laws for the house, so they try to find a new place to stay that is free from rules.

When Pops is humiliated by a bunch of rappers, Mordecai and Rigby attempt to teach him to rap instead of recite poetry.

Influenced by a movie trailer, Mordecai and Rigby believe that a cool car can get you girls, much to the disgust of Margaret and Eileen.

Mordecai and Rigby need to get rid of graffiti in the park.

Mordecai and Rigby help Benson try to impress Audrey, but Chuck gets in the way of that.

Rigby swaps fortune cookies with Benson in hopes of improving his luck.

Pops bans Benson from yelling at Mordecai and Rigby, causing Benson to have a major meltdown.

Skips lacks computer skills and can't help Mordecai and Rigby master technology.

Mordecai accidentally calls Margaret and must find a way to erase the embarrassing message he left on her voicemail.

Mordecai tries to eat a large omelette in order to win a hat for Rigby.

Muscle Man wants to be appreciated at the park so he threatens to leave and take a job as a gut model.

Mordecai and Rigby enter a video game tournament to win a prototype video game controller called “The Maximum Glove”.

Mordecai and Rigby must tell Muscle Man that the scratch ticket they gave him was a fake.

Mordecai and Rigby try to fool Benson so they can eat the best burgers in the world.

The guys fight for their jobs after Benson replaces them with an ostrich and a possum.

Rigby changes his name so that he can be cooler but quickly regrets his choice.

Mordecai and Rigby do Skips work for his birthday, but Skips hurts his hand. He was supposed to fight someone, but with his hands injured, Mordecai and Rigby must fight the person themselves with the Fists of Justice.

Mordecai thinks that Margaret is engaged, and he wants to find a girlfriend as soon as possible to try and get over her.

Mordecai and Rigby bust up the cart while doing stunts and have to go on a road trip with Benson to the dealership before the warranty expires.

Death will spare Muscle Man’s life if Mordecai and Rigby babysit his kid.

Margret plans a last minute party at a local club so that she can dance. The List becomes their mortal enemy in this episode.

After getting fired by Benson, Rigby goes into the mentor program and Muscle Man turns out to be his mentor, things don't go as planned.

Muscle Man wants to spread his dad's ashes at the Big Rig Museum and needs Mordecai and Rigy's help getting there.

Mordecai and Rigby have one last day with the cart before they have to get rid of it.

Muscle Man must learn to be a true gentleman in order to impress Starla's parents.

After being asked by Margaret to water the plants, the duo discover a diary disaster down on the ground. They begin to repair it and make things worse. What secrets will be revealed in Margaret's Diary?

Mordecai and Rigby have to return an overdue VHS to the store so they won't be banned from renting new movies.

The gang wants to win a prank war against a rival park.

Mordecai and Rigby hope to impress Margaret and Eileen by taking a picture with Death Bear.

Pop's Birthday is coming up so the gang decide that they will purchase the Fuzzy dice that Pops wants, but it turns out they can't purchase it. They have to win it.

After Pops consumes a double glazed apple crisp, the gang must figure out a way to make Pops crash.

Mordecai finally makes his move and tries to kiss Margaret.