Discuss Dark Shadows

  • Her name is Victoria Winters

  • Carolyn suffers from undiagnosed bipolar disorder

  • The Collins’ have deforested Maine to keep their fireplace endlessly lit

  • Growing up in a Foundling Ward is proper training to be a governess

  • Victoria spends an awful lot of money on mailing stamped envelopes to herself

  • It seems highly unlikely that Roger would ever beget a child with a woman

  • There is no shortage of dodgy, older men pledging their undying loyalty to Elizabeth

  • A fortune can be made by canning sardines

  • Collinsport must be very dull if a trip to Bangor is exciting

  • A failed artist can afford a sizable two bedroom cottage in town

  • The hotel diner thrives by giving away sundaes and serving lousy coffee

  • No one questions a middle aged man entertaining a 9 year old boy in his hotel room alone

  • Vehicular manslaughter only rates five years in prison

  • Ex-convicts can amass a fortune in South America in under five years

  • Ellizabeth spends six hours on hair every morning, only to sit around the house all day

  • Elizabeth has resting disapproval face

  • Attempting to murder your father is a rite of passage

  • People care way too much about silver fountain pens

  • For all their wealth, there are only two phones in the Collinwood mansion, and they are 10 feet apart

  • No one asks who’s there before opening the front door to their isolated mansion

  • Being someone’s hired housekeeper is a lot like being someone’s wife

  • Maggie lies about the freshness of the diner’s mayonnaise

  • The hotspot in town is some dive bar that plays one song over and over

  • Being a 10 min walk from the cannery, the Evans’ house must reek to high heaven

  • Elizabeth is still paying off a 150 year-long mortgage on Collinwood

  • Room Service thinks Burke eats two steaks for dinner

  • Maggie is an expert on diesel engines, and that turns Joe on

  • Maggie is allowed 2 minutes of self-pity a day

  • David loves funerals

  • You just know there’s a secret closet full of decapitated puppies in David’s room

  • “What Do You Do With a Drunken Sailor?” sounds far more salacious than it turns out to be

  • Susie the Waitress won’t speak to customers

  • Roger always thought there was “something a little wrong with David”.

  • David can self-teach himself about car engines and tidal currents, but can’t learn what is the sum of 8 times 8.

  • Roger is a high-functioning alcoholic

  • Victoria plays the Foundling Sympathy Card a lot

  • Cold blowy nights are the best nights to have fun

  • Sam doesn’t want his daughter Maggie wasting her time hoping for something she’s unlikely to ever find, such as love or a happy ending.

  • Frank Garner is a champion of lost causes, such as Victoria Winters

  • Victoria thinks it’s a good idea to drink plenty of coffee before a long drive on a cold night

  • A Nor’easter usually lasts three days. It ended the next morning.

  • Lowland back roads are far less likely to be flooded than highland major highways

  • Victoria has clearly never seen inside of the Bridal suite at the Waldorf Astoria

  • Elizabeth doesn’t want anyone else but brother Roger aroused.

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Laura doesn't want to be involved in anything.

Laura won't be a stranger to David once he gets to know her.

David hates crybabies!

@Dedoc1967 said:

Laura doesn't want to be involved in anything.

Laura won't be a stranger to David once he gets to know her.

David hates crybabies!

If I recall correctly, wasn't David a 'crybaby'?

@bratface said:

@Dedoc1967 said:

Laura doesn't want to be involved in anything.

Laura won't be a stranger to David once he gets to know her.

David hates crybabies!

If I recall correctly, wasn't David a 'crybaby'?

I don't know what you're --- MOTHER!" -- talking about. 😆

@Dedoc1967 said:

@bratface said:

@Dedoc1967 said:

Laura doesn't want to be involved in anything.

Laura won't be a stranger to David once he gets to know her.

David hates crybabies!

If I recall correctly, wasn't David a 'crybaby'?

I don't know what you're --- MOTHER!" -- talking about. 😆

😉

  • David is half-British, 1/4 Irish, and 1/4 Phoenix
  • When Victoria looks at Dr. Guthrie, she sees Elizabeth Stoddard
  • Maggie thinks her pop started drinking because years earlier he was involved with Roger
  • Parapsychology is a science, just as valid as phrenology and astrology
  • Frank should be following the rules of sensible behavior
  • Joe doesn't know what Jasmine smells like
  • The dead don't like you walking over their graves
  • To Carolyn, Vicki and David don't count
  • Victoria wants David to concentrate a little bit more on reality
  • AAA doesn't cover car accidents caused by mystical trances or imaginary fire
  • Burke didn't know that Joe lead such an extraordinary ordinary life
  • Dr. Guthrie's sudden death saved Carolyn Stoddard from one hell of a bill
  • David is excited to spend a couple of days alone in a cabin by the lake with a middle aged man
  • Death is a frequent visitor to Collinwood
  • Sam slept last night like he hasn't slept in a long time: sober
  • Burke and Victoria eat heavy steak dinners at 11pm
  • Collinwood really needs an upstairs phone extension
  • Victoria has terrible phone etiquette
  • Josette has glaucoma
  • A kerosene fire in an old wooden shack takes a long time to catch
  • Even in a coma, Elizabeth can frustrate the entire hospital staff
  • Laura should have picked a shorter version of the Phoenix legend
  • David feels compelled to apologize to his father for correcting his grammar, but not for nearly murdering him
  • Nobody cares whatever happened to Mrs. Johnson's coffee, or Mrs. Johnson
  • Victoria is an aspiring meteorologist
  • Laura was a whole lot smarter than anyone thought she'd be
  • The last time Carolyn saw David, he was sitting there playing with it
  • Maggie is the first stop for every odd stranger passing through town
  • Elizabeth has memories that have not been forgotten
  • Everyone knows what the mail service is like in Tierra del Fuego
  • Roger feels Jason is a man after his own heart
  • Carolyn must be careful, particularly now, not to misinterpret what she sees and hears
  • Roger rots wherever he is
  • Sam is going to have to refund $15,000
  • Sometimes the truth and facts can be more horrifying than mystery
  • No one tells Willie Loomis where to sit and where not to sit
  • Mr. Johnson always looked forward to Mrs. Johnson’s hot pie after being out at sea
  • Willie can’t stand dumb women, and thinks they should know about things
  • Roger wants to install a revolving door in the foyer
  • Elizabeth is not impressed that Carolyn only almost killed a man.
  • Willie really wants to get his hands on Barnabas' rocks
  • A good heart and clear conscience are the only worthwhile jewels in life
  • Burke is not such a big man

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