Daniel final expects his father Bertram Webster to open St. Barnabas' school. He discovers mobster Tony Vaporelli is a closet gay, fearing to be burn in hell and be killed if outed. Peter's cover date Adele forces him to have sex in her aunt bishop Beatrice's car but fails to remove the condom wrapper. Adam has joined a mixed swimming team and dodges classes, so he can shower with Carolyn. They have sex in her boarding school in between classes, but he gets locked-out wearing boxers only. Daniel promises the tough parenting the incorrigible scamp desperately needs. Judith joins Worth's electoral campaign.

Reverend Daniel Webster stumbles upon a young girl after church and is surprised to learn she sees Jesus the same way he does. Concerned that her "chats" might be indicative of deeper issues, Rev. Daniel questions her parents, which leads the mother to admit in private that she may have breast cancer. Meanwhile, Judith urges their son Adam to take a part-time internship in his brother Peter's department only to have it backfire when Adam hits it off with Peter's advisor and inadvertently outs him, causing him to lose an important case study. Elsewhere, Judith runs into Daniel's brother, Worth, who comes close to rekindling more than her own latent career ambitions.

In Easter weekend, Daniel suddenly faces supposedly buried brother-in-law Charlie Conlin, who explains he staged his death to escape the mob and Dan will be the scapegoat if his embezzlement goes wrong. Alas Jesse already stole Charlie's papers at Victoria's. At the Easter brunch, unamused siblings David and Adele discover Peter with both. Vic turns up dating closet-gay mobster Tony Vaporelli, so Congressional candidate Worthy leaves, after telling Judith he's leaving his wife. Daniel slowly realizes his dad and bishop Bea are a couple, technically adulterous. Peter's first love Josh turns up, reveals Peter dumped him and gets back on kissing terms, an unfortunate way for the bishop to find out he's gay. The bribery truth comes out. Adam gets news about Carolyn, whom her parents shield with lies.