Sue has to write an essay on her college application. Meanwhile, Lottie is mortified when her dress gets caught in her waistband, exposing her red panties to the entire church -- and everyone starts calling her ""monkey butt.""

Sue decides it's time to get her own driver's license. She wants Trish to teach her, but Trish's car only goes in reverse. So Jimmy helps her -- and gets arrested. When Lottie agrees to help her, the cops stop them. Finally, Sue lets Spud teach her to drive. Unfortunately for Sue, she fails her test, because she didn't turn the blinkers on early enough.