Nurse Chapel would you be interested in making me some FRESH plomeek soup , I 'm tired of the synthetic stuff the food replicator spits out.😎

Kirk: "I wouldn't mind a cup of Early Grey for afternoon tea care to join me , Bones"?

Geordi: "I got a date tonight!"

Wesley: "I can't figure out how to get us out of this situation!"

Picard: "Let's make everyday Captain Picard Day!"

Riker: "How many double chins do you see now that I've shaved my beard?"

Troi: "When we play poker, don't you idiots realize I can always tell when you're bluffing?"

Worf: "Sisko never called me a coward!"

Data: "'I am programmed in multiple techniques', is not a good pick up line on Admiral Janeway!"

Quark: "I will give you this precious object for free"

McCoy: "He's not dead, Jim" Kirk: "I'm not looking for answers, gentlemen". Spock: "You guys crack me up!"

Picard ; "I see five lights"

This is based on the fact the Jonathan Frakes walks like John Wayne.

RIKER: "I'm leadin' the away team, pilgrim.."

Picard: "Dr. Crusher could you meet me in my private quarters and wear something simple"

Data: "I need to 'fully function' Ro's brains out!"

Spock: "What is the point of discussing my ears?"

Uhura: "Captain, I gotta pea!"

Sulu: "Where's Beauregard?" Arex: "BURP He was delicious!"

Kirk: "This approaching starship from an unknown species looks friendly; no need to go to red alert, or even yellow alert. Do not power the phasers, and tell the men at the torpedoes that they can relax. Uhura, hail the unknown ship and invite her captain over for a friendly conversation."

Chekov; 'It's an American invention made by an little old man from Pittsburg."

Spock: "The needs of the many? Screw it! From now on, it's the bee's knees all the way, man! For those a little slow on the uptake coughRandcough I mean me!"

Spock: "The needs of the many? Screw it! From now on, it's the bee's knees all the way, man! For those a little slow on the uptake coughRandcough I mean me!"

Or as Monty Python would say : "RUN AWAY"

Scotty; "Captain the engines are doing fine I think I can give a little more power, in fact we are nowhere near dangerous limits yet"

McCoy: "This frightening disease is no problem, Jim! I know just how to cure it!"

Geordi :"My god commander Riker have you seen that new ensign I sure would like to get my hands on those nacelles"

Riker: "Commander LaForge I have no time for such matters because I'm far to busy doing my job properly to aide captain Jellico in his very difficult task,plus be glad I don't file a report on you for making sexists remarks"